No one is going to join the army based on an internet ad so just give up already

[angiejolie]

I've been trying for weeks to come up with something intelligent but as you can see it's not working so let's call this writing for practice. I recently did an interview for BBC World and I felt honored that they considered me important enough to sit down with, and not only because they are a UK based production and that really made me feel

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[jonnyleemiller]

Haha you're nuts, lady. I actuall did join the army because of a pop-up ad. Massive mistake there. I love that song.

[angiejolie]

Have you been at the eggnog again, Miller? I like this song too. I was playing their greatest hits while writing this and nothing beats sitting on your bed shouting I'M IN LOVE WITH MY SADNESS. Different song tho.

[jonnyleemiller]

'Tis the season? I like listening to them just to scream DESPITE ALL MY RAGE, I'M STILL JUST A RAT IN A CAGE. Because you know how rage filled I am. What are you doing for Christmas?

[angiejolie]

Haha that's another good one. I don't know, all alone in my giant mansion with the little man? Or maybe I'll go see Jaime.

[jonnyleemiller]

If you don't end up seeing your brother, you should come visit at least. I don't like the thought of you and the boy all alone on the most blessed day of the year. I'm dressing up as Santa even. Just an idea anyway.

[angiejolie]

You were so obligated to say that I was almost waiting for it. But I appreciate the sentiment and if nothing else happens, we'll stop by.