Where is Julian Casablancas?

[angiejolie]

Jennifer and I came back on the same day and here are some even better news; she is dumping Affleck and marrying me. You can donate my present to the UNHCR and she will take lingerie. Lots and lots of lingerie.

I caved and got a new screen name (since Paris asked so nicely) and it's aj signing off (since you can't possibly conceive of the hatred

Comments

[j_franco]

mine is fauxfranco

can me and justin babysit maddox sometime? :-[

[britney_spears]

YOU GUYS CAN BABYSIT MY STEP KIDS.

[j_franco]

LMFAO AW KORI

[angiejolie]

Do you have a boyfriend now? Remember when I tried to get Michelle to set you up with me but then she was all he's gay :( Actually, you probably don't but true story.

[j_franco]

i do :[ it is quite magical. if i were straight michelle would have been like NUH UH LADY HE IS ALL MINES and started pulling hair. that wacky girl.

[m_rodriguez]

WHAT I DID NOT. I was like dude, take him, I don't need that stress in my life.

[j_franco]

lmfao sob never trust a big butt and a smile that girl is poison

[angiejolie]

haha she is so not lying, she was really all TAKE HIM DO YOU WANT HIS NUMBER NO WAIT HERE'S HIS ADDRESS!