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[angiejolie]

I'm reading White Oleander because someone wouldn't stop talking about it, and eating dark chocolate. I'm not going to lie, I feel disgusting putting anything that isn't fruit, meat or non-fat yoghurt into my mouth so it's almost like a big deal to me. I could write a lot about food and diets but it would only make me come off shallow so I'm

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[jonnyleemiller]

You could also try oysters?

[angiejolie]

i will never ever eat something that resembles slime and has been alive.

[jonnyleemiller]

But they're supposed to be aphrodisiacs! I actually hate them too.

[angiejolie]

i understood as much but they are still beyond disgusting. mm chocolate, baby.

[jonnyleemiller]

When I just now broke up with you, that was supposed to be in asterisks and I didn't mean it. Just so you know. I had a small unecessary freak out. Mmm yes.

[angiejolie]

haha you are so cute. i never take your breaking up seriously unless i'm leaving the room crying. but sigh, fine, i guess i'll take you back.

[jonnyleemiller]

Thank you for being so understanding, mon amour. You know I have my moments and like I'd ever break up with you in that way. You know me, I'd do it in a fancy way like dinner, dancing, *breaks up*.