The dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had

[angiejolie]

In that grey zone between sleep and awareness, I'm most likely to do anything. I can't count the times I came to my senses, flushed and sweaty, only to find out it was a dream. Then there are the times it wasn't. Not sure what's worse really

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[kurt_dahle]

That wasn't me, silly.

[angiejolie]

I know. It was only wishful thinking.

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[kurt_dahle]

I'm sorry. All I can offer you in consolation is an autographed New Pornographers album and a Kinder Surprise egg.

[angiejolie]

Oh well, in this case I take what I can get. I hope the surprise is one of those funky puzzles. Why must you tease me so :'(

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[kurt_dahle]

That autograph will be worth a buck one day. All of my surprises today have been little animals except for one that was a knight. Fuck, I got a chicken that stamps fried eggs! It's my prized possession now. I'm not teasing you. :-\

[angiejolie]

I feel so uncultured. I don't even know what you do, the only reason I added you was because you made me laugh. And now I see you're cute so score. Have you been eating chocolate eggs all day? I might be a little taken with you now.

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[kurt_dahle]

I'm the drummer and one of the singers for the New Pornographers, among like 700 other bands. I'm the Canadian music whore :-\ but that's okay. I was voted 7th hottest person in Canada once, but I'm old now. Yes, I ate chocolate eggs all fucking day. It made my tummy hurt a little, but I was nursed back to health by Bif Naked. It's not so bad being a Canadian music whore after all.

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[angiejolie]

I like canadian whores! They might be my favorite. This is the best introduction I have ever heard. You are obviously good people, Dahle.

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[kurt_dahle]

We Canadian whores are definitely the best. Why thank you, I'll be here all week. I am at least 12 good people, Jolie.