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I have a dinner date with Hugh Jackman tonight and I am excited. I guess I could jot down a bunch of pretty words here but it wouldn't change the fact that I have such a crush on this man and fully plan on getting him naked as soon as possible. Or maybe not. Julian yells at me for "flirting" a lot and I remember how it used to kill me when Jonny flirted with others. It's different now. Like I don't take love seriously anymore, like love translates into "having fun with". Even close friends of mine have accused me of treating Julian like the rebound guy but I don't treat him any differently than I would like to be treated. I'm sorry, I realize I'm actually addressing my feelings in this thing and that's so untrendy and can only backfire. Why can't I open my mouth without ever hurting someone? You know, that's what I want for Christmas. I'm tired of poetry. I'm tired of people gaining knowledge to impress others. From now on I want my life to be like really good lyrics, where you have four, give or take a few, lines to get the message across. No time for bullshit and it doesn't even have to be pretty, just powerful. How's that for illustrating a point? Bad, I know.
So I'd rather talk about Hugh. I mean come on, how gorgeous is he? If there ever was a person I've felt like telling "you had me at hello" it's him. And I don't even know him yet. I want to be all obsessive and tell everyone he's mine all mine but I guess that's up to him really :-[ I used a face. This is a new low for me even.
I got an email from Damon Albarn the other day, how exciting is that. He told me all the things he's too ashamed to say in public. I have the best friends. And I would just like to deny any rumors about sexual tension between Jonny Lee Miller and myself. We only find it comforting to make out in airport bathrooms. You know, delays and all, it can be such a drag.
I'm quitting this updating business unless I get to talk about Hugh Jackman.
So I'd rather talk about Hugh. I mean come on, how gorgeous is he? If there ever was a person I've felt like telling "you had me at hello" it's him. And I don't even know him yet. I want to be all obsessive and tell everyone he's mine all mine but I guess that's up to him really :-[ I used a face. This is a new low for me even.
I got an email from Damon Albarn the other day, how exciting is that. He told me all the things he's too ashamed to say in public. I have the best friends. And I would just like to deny any rumors about sexual tension between Jonny Lee Miller and myself. We only find it comforting to make out in airport bathrooms. You know, delays and all, it can be such a drag.
I'm quitting this updating business unless I get to talk about Hugh Jackman.