Albarnio: Why is the monkey trying to set us up?
My account ran out and I still have ten icons. Brad loves me so. Or it could be Damon's doing. I bet he threatened to beat him up and we all know Brad screams like a girl. Ouch, I just did a paragraph sounding very much like "hi I'm cute buy me an account now plz" and I hate them but I swear to god I didn't because I don't care because I still have ten icons and I possibly like them all. That, and I just wanted to mention Damon because if you couldn't tell this update is going to be about him. By the way my icons are never limited to three, are we sure Brad still does that?
Lots of I's in that paragraph and that's wrong because it's all about Albarn. He uploaded his cookie monster icon and we're obviously mfeo because I have a matching one. Still he won't upload what I refer to as only the best icon in the history of livejournal icons because he is a mean and spiteful hater. I still like him. He likes to upload icons in which it looks like he orgasms and really, who can blame him. I made him one of those icons, don't let him tell you otherwise. He's letting me hack him too. That is so endearing.
So we all know Damon Albarn is a slut, right, but I promise he is not anymore. The only one I'm considering sharing him with is Alex. Because Alex is known to bring pleasure into people's life so stop acting like a jealous twat, you idiot. Damon is a little yours too. Actually I have no idea what is going on, I'm just randomly stopping by to love Albarn and I like to pretend I'm in the know. To the rest of you, I'm sorry but I'm the only girl for Damon. I know what a terrible loss that must be.
Albarnio: You're the only tough girl in my life.
And he hates the delicate ones. He likes to pretend he's afraid of me. Really, I was not prepared for his dirty mind but I quite like it. But that's not at all what I like most about him and I hope you will never get to experience this but he is definitely the sweetest, most adorable man I have ever encountered. I'm totally ruining your reputation here, baby. He calls me dear and darling and angel on a regular basis and I love him completely. He's only the only man who is allowed to break my heart every so often and he takes full advantage and then we make up and I love him even more. I think this is the sweetest thing he's said to me and I can't stress this enough. He. Is. Mine.
Albarnio: Angie, darling, I don't know what word I could use right now to describe how fabulous I think you are.
I guess I should mention my boyfriend here but nah, maybe next time. Hi Julian.
Lots of I's in that paragraph and that's wrong because it's all about Albarn. He uploaded his cookie monster icon and we're obviously mfeo because I have a matching one. Still he won't upload what I refer to as only the best icon in the history of livejournal icons because he is a mean and spiteful hater. I still like him. He likes to upload icons in which it looks like he orgasms and really, who can blame him. I made him one of those icons, don't let him tell you otherwise. He's letting me hack him too. That is so endearing.
So we all know Damon Albarn is a slut, right, but I promise he is not anymore. The only one I'm considering sharing him with is Alex. Because Alex is known to bring pleasure into people's life so stop acting like a jealous twat, you idiot. Damon is a little yours too. Actually I have no idea what is going on, I'm just randomly stopping by to love Albarn and I like to pretend I'm in the know. To the rest of you, I'm sorry but I'm the only girl for Damon. I know what a terrible loss that must be.
Albarnio: You're the only tough girl in my life.
And he hates the delicate ones. He likes to pretend he's afraid of me. Really, I was not prepared for his dirty mind but I quite like it. But that's not at all what I like most about him and I hope you will never get to experience this but he is definitely the sweetest, most adorable man I have ever encountered. I'm totally ruining your reputation here, baby. He calls me dear and darling and angel on a regular basis and I love him completely. He's only the only man who is allowed to break my heart every so often and he takes full advantage and then we make up and I love him even more. I think this is the sweetest thing he's said to me and I can't stress this enough. He. Is. Mine.
Albarnio: Angie, darling, I don't know what word I could use right now to describe how fabulous I think you are.
I guess I should mention my boyfriend here but nah, maybe next time. Hi Julian.