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[angiehorror]

You really have to have some kind of game plan.
Seriously now.
Don't get to drunk to fuck.

"Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(you've got to get it up)
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
(if you want to get it in)
Don't get too drunk to fuck tonight
we get home, I get hot
you pass out, sucks a lot"

-AvenueD

Words of wisdom....

"What's here? a cup, closed in my true love's hand?
Poison, I see, hath been his timeless end:
O churl! drunk all, and left no friendly drop
To help me after? I will kiss thy lips;
Haply some poison yet doth hang on them,
To make die with a restorative."