So yesterday Diana and I had fun with
Here's a picture of the firecrackers and cherry bombs I stole from my sister's boyfriend.
And a better look..
Ok so earlier that day we went with Diana's dad and Anna to Publix and since we couldn't find any sparklers I bought army men to blow the fuck up.
I don't know if you can tell but they're in order of dying rank (First the darkies, then the..asians?, then spics, and finally the whities.)
Eventually they all died.
Just thought I'd throw in a random picture of Diana since she's so cute.
Here I am before the madness, smoking a greatly enjoyed Marlboro Menthol.
This is the face of a frustrated overly-dehydrated Kelso trying to get an army guy tied onto a firecracker.
Ok so after a good hour of attempting to blow up these fucking $2.99 army guys that are fucking invincible I got tired and decided to take a little nap with Diana's cat Puppy.
And for the grand finale here is a picture of Diana and I wearing the same underwear. Just to let you know this was not planned and has happened a total of three times.