"i just had a grilled cheese, forgive me."

Apr 27, 2007 12:49

okay. . . .MAJOR nostalgia today. i was looking at old myspace comments i used to leave you guys [chillanghan], and dammit i miss you. and now. . . for your entertainment. . . i would like to present you with. . . "proof that angela used to be on crack":

“Feb 13, 2006 9:02 PM
um. . . channah. i have a very important question to ask you. seriously though. like. . . about 50 people's lives depend on this. . . . no lie.
. . . . . .

. . . . . . [joodle dots]

really now. . . where is your boy tonight?

i need to know. . . are we growing up or just going down?

wait. what's that? [channahlistenstofalloutboy::gasp::]
you're scene. i wuv it.

~somedumbbitch~”

“Dec 9, 2005 1:45 PM
angela is jewishxcore.
and angela and hannah are both awesomexcore.
basicallyxcore.
iheartmasterxcore.
i am also a loserxcore.”

“Mar 6, 2006 5:37 PM
don't man handle my butterfinger, bitch!
geeeeesh.
you're like the hottest spy ever. no, seriously. ever. i should probably just call you harriet from now on.
youreattractiveandiloveyoualittlebit. <3
~ang.~”
[that was to chel.]

“Feb 20, 2006 9:47 PM
so. i was sitting here. thinking. and i realized. it has been many a. . . time [badgrammarxcore] since my stupidity has graced your myspace. and that's just. . . inhumane. if you will. which you must. because i am making you. whoreskankslut. don't lie, you like it.

im delirious. and have no idea what im talking about?

pretty much.

um. you. get excited. because we're gonna go rape canadian boys in a few months. you know how it goes.

but get more excited. because next week we're going to have sex all over your basement / room. with two other girls. that sounds ridiculously kinky. . . but. im serious.

i also just spent about an hour and a half talking to your white ass on the phone. so i kinda have nothing to say to you. you're only good for one thing. i'll give you a hint.

kitchen.

that's right. i use you for your food. get over it.

i have a story. today. i was in the car. with my mom. and we were driving. and we took my sister to her dance academy. place. thing. and the guy who owns it. is argentinian. and walked over to my mom and i. and was holding two phones. and pointed one at me. and said to my mother "yourrr dawterr?". in a very argentinian way. and then we got back in the car. and drove some more. and the moral of the story is. we passed that 24 hour mcdonalds where we had sex.

you asked for a ridiculously long and pointless angela comment. i hope this will suffice. cuz it's super obnoxious. if i were to go to your myspace page and see this i'd be like "yo. that girls annoying. lets kill her."

goodnight.
<3 "no, really guys. im a slut." Chillanghan.”

“Dec 18, 2005 3:47 PM
right now i am eating a pierogie.
which reminds me of polish things.
which reminds me of sausage.
which reminds me of you.
LOVE.
~angela~”

“Dec 15, 2005 8:06 PM
i hate rice makers.

LOVE.
~n-G(unit)-ella~”

“Nov 19, 2005 11:22 PM
dear jill.

you're a kinky bitch.

and i'm an insomniac.

thank you much for spending majority of your saturday with me holding hands in a darkened (haunted!) movie theatre, long romantic phone calls, deep passionate conversation over coconut crumb bar-things, moonlight strolls down busy streets, and passionate love-making in the back corner of a 24-hour mcdonalds. now that's what i call a date."

I MISS YOU GUYS. dammit.
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