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When I was mopping up the mens bathroom this morning I started thinking about how awkward urinals are. Girls may have to sit down but at least we do it in semi=privacy. If I was a guy I would probably get bet up once a day for peeking at the bloke next to me. I wouldn't be able to help it, constantly comparing my massive shlong to all others. And yes, it's been decided that if I were a guy I would be hung like a 10 storey high mutant horse.