this is what insomnia does
Dear Alanis Morissette,
Thank you for conditioning me to hate men before I had any reason to do so. Oh and thanks for leaving out the fact that U oughta know was written about Dave Coulier. It doesn't matter how many f-bombs you drop in a song when its about how upset you are about being dumped by uncle Joey. Your street cred is no more. EVERYONE knows the ONLY Full House cast member worth blowing was the Stamos. And I'd still hit it. Really. Bob Saget's even better than Uncle Joey. How lame do you have to be to get dumed by a schmuck who's only talent was a really bad Popeye impresion?
Oh and I'd just like to briefly discuss a lyric of particular import- "Would she go down on you in a theate?" I think when I was 12 and found out what that meant I thought you were being wild and sexy. The implication that you gave Uncle Joey head in a public movie theatre is not edgy. It's probably the grossest, lamest thing I've ever eard of. Now I'm no prude, I've done lots of weird shit but public sex should be restricted to the inside of a bar/dance club and the alleys and doorways in the nearby vicinity. Although if Stamos whipped it out during Shrek 3 I might be convinced.
In short, you are lame.
Sincerly,
Angela
(i am sosososososo tired.)
Thank you for conditioning me to hate men before I had any reason to do so. Oh and thanks for leaving out the fact that U oughta know was written about Dave Coulier. It doesn't matter how many f-bombs you drop in a song when its about how upset you are about being dumped by uncle Joey. Your street cred is no more. EVERYONE knows the ONLY Full House cast member worth blowing was the Stamos. And I'd still hit it. Really. Bob Saget's even better than Uncle Joey. How lame do you have to be to get dumed by a schmuck who's only talent was a really bad Popeye impresion?
Oh and I'd just like to briefly discuss a lyric of particular import- "Would she go down on you in a theate?" I think when I was 12 and found out what that meant I thought you were being wild and sexy. The implication that you gave Uncle Joey head in a public movie theatre is not edgy. It's probably the grossest, lamest thing I've ever eard of. Now I'm no prude, I've done lots of weird shit but public sex should be restricted to the inside of a bar/dance club and the alleys and doorways in the nearby vicinity. Although if Stamos whipped it out during Shrek 3 I might be convinced.
In short, you are lame.
Sincerly,
Angela
(i am sosososososo tired.)