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Aug 04, 2005 19:04

In Ocala there are lots of suspenders.
I don't get it. I have never seen so many in my entire life.
Some men, usually the ridiculously large ones, don't wear shirts underneath an are of course, very sweaty.

I saw one of those at the gas station on the way here. He looked like an incredibly fat (I'd say at least 400 pounds)Chucky doll. It was frightening. I guess I don't blame him for being shirtless, you can't exactly get a shirt that size at Wallmart, but, the question remains...
Why the suspenders?
Is he holding the rolls closer to him perhaps? Because they sure aren't to hold his pants up...

Another suspender incident is happening as I type. On the computer across from me (I'm at the Marion County public library) is a man(also very large) wearing thick red suspenders. The best part about this man is that he is also wearing a red shirt, slightly faded, and a crisp new red baseball hat with a gray "O" on it. I'm assuming it is some sort of team, maybe, OHIO? Anyone know. It doesnt matter. What does matter, however, is that from the desk up this man is 4 different shades of red. Crisp red hat, faded red shirt, dirty red suspenders, and pinkish red face. He even has a red button nose. It's like Santa Claus at the library on vacation. Damn I wish I had a camera phone.

Argh, meetings all day one after another...

They wouldn't be so bad if the other teachers didn't have every single "What if..." scenario lined up as questions to ask whomever is conducting the meeting.

Really obscure and outragious questions like, "what if some of my students don't buy a student planner?"
and, "what if there is a student wearing an inappropriate tank top with a sweater over it. What happens if the girl takes off her sweater in between classes, but wears the sweater in class, should I then write her up for inappropriate dress?"

There are more. Just can't think. Way too tired. Ah only 16 minutes remaining on this computer and more to do. bye
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