Top Rejected Slogans by the African Union Tourist Bureau
(I don't know what I was thinking when I made these up last night. And I'm not sure if I did make up the last one. I might have read it somewhere.)
Come rediscover Rwanda. Compared to Sudan, we’re not half bad.
Sudan: You’ve seen us on the news-now see us in person.
South Africa: Yes, all our women look like Charlize Theron.
If you loved Black Hawk Down and Pirates of the Caribbean, you’ll love Somalia!
Why stay in a hotel when you can buy it? In Zimbabwe, all our hotels sell for less than five dollars. For ten, you can have the country. (American dollars only, please.)
Kenya: Experience our Presidential tour in the homeland of the Obamas. All Obama, all the time. It’s Obamamania!
Infertile? Come to Malawi! It’s babies, babies, babies! We’re slashing prices. Infants now half-off! And toddlers we’re practically giving away! Buy now and pay no interest for 12 months. (Certain restrictions apply.)
Republic of the Congo-at least, we’re not the Democratic Republic of the Congo.
Come rediscover Rwanda. Compared to Sudan, we’re not half bad.
Sudan: You’ve seen us on the news-now see us in person.
South Africa: Yes, all our women look like Charlize Theron.
If you loved Black Hawk Down and Pirates of the Caribbean, you’ll love Somalia!
Why stay in a hotel when you can buy it? In Zimbabwe, all our hotels sell for less than five dollars. For ten, you can have the country. (American dollars only, please.)
Kenya: Experience our Presidential tour in the homeland of the Obamas. All Obama, all the time. It’s Obamamania!
Infertile? Come to Malawi! It’s babies, babies, babies! We’re slashing prices. Infants now half-off! And toddlers we’re practically giving away! Buy now and pay no interest for 12 months. (Certain restrictions apply.)
Republic of the Congo-at least, we’re not the Democratic Republic of the Congo.