Lover's Quarrel
this ff is for my lovely aunty that is reallllyyyyy upset rite now :D LOL what an instant ff to entertaint you xD i hope you read this kkkk~ OR I'LL MAKE YOU ^^;;;
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"YOU REALLY HIT HIM? YOU HIT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE? SERIOUSLY BITCH? WANNA MESSED UP WITH ME!?!" "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! BRING THAT BITCH TO ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! I'LL HIT HER WITH A STONE ON THE HEAD TOO!" "OF ALL MEMBER GOD DAMN IT!!!!? WHY SHOULD IT BE KIM FUCKIN' JONGHYUN FOR GOD SAKE!? WHY HIM?! WHY HIM AGAIN!?"
Daehee can't stop screaming and banging everything in her sight. Her room is like a crashed plane and she's like an atom bom. She scrolled down the page, she screams, she throw things, scrolled the page again. It keeps on repeat.
"Hufff that kid, I should have just marry her to someone else, should I? But I'm a good umma... And I want the best for her... And the best for her is that Kim but he.. Ah fuck him! Hufff" Mrs.Han is mumbling in the kitchen hearing her daughter screams in her room. She peels an apple and pretending not hear a single scream.
The news about an evil-bitch-coordi-noona is booming on the internet now. Fans are angry as hell with her attitude. Why no law-people step on this case? She's just too much and it put their idols on danger, at least that's what they think. And lots of fans want to throw stones to her but they hold it to protect their idols. What a dillema, don't you think? And this girl which is screaming like a crazy in her room is one of those fans, one thing that makes her different from the others, she's Kim Jonghyun's more-than-girlfriend-and-almost-married. Forget about that Shyn See Kiung, it's just for a cover-up. They do have lots of love quarrels and they do break-up a lot. But they always end up being together again, they just can't let each other go.
"Why you never tell me about this? I COULD JUST CUT THAT FUCKING BITCH" Daehee's on the phone with Jonghyun. "I'm sorry Dae... I just don't want to make you worry.." Daehee squeeze her pillow, "YOU MAKE ME WORRY BY NOT TELLING ME YOU STUPID DINO! Please, Jonghyun... Just... Forget it, I'm tired.. Bye" click. She hang up the phone. JOnghyun in the other side, palming his face and his mind is screwed.
"AUNTY~~ I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA! STOP WONDERING TO CUT A BITCH, JUST WAIT FOR UNCLE TO GET HOME THEN YOU CUT HIS BALLS! YAY ME" Hayoung, Daehee's cute nephew gives her advice with an innocent face. "I have better things to do with his balls, Youngie" She palms her face. "Oki doki then, you do the asdfghjkl things with him while I cut Taeminnie oppa balls~" Hayoung smiles cheerfully. "What happen now with you and Taemin?" Daehee furrows her eyebrows. "Nothing~ He just thrusted his hips on stage and the clothes he wears lately, I don't like them and some other problems teehee~~" By the way, Hayoung is Taemin's girlfriend, Jonghyun introduced them and they became a cute-but-not-so-innocent-couple. "Ow..kay.... Do what you want but make sure not to regret it like the last time you errr forget it.."
-few days later-
Jonghyun is knocking on Daehee's door as soon as he got back from Paris. You know, to explain everything and make up then kissing till they out of breath with tears on the cheeks, saying sorry to each other and kiss again. "Dae please... At least open the door, baby" Daehee opens the door with a mad face but she can't hide the missing feeling of Kim Jonghyun. "I'm sorry about that coordi-noona, okay? I don't like her, I never like her and I really hate it when she dressed me and I want to puch her ugly face but you know I can't do that... I just hope B@ST will be okay... And anything bad won't happen to Sunhee and Dongwoon.."
Daehee chuckles. She has a cute dino-like boyfriend with puppy eyes pleading to her now and he's even worrying about her bestfriend. She just can't get mad too long at him. "Why you chuckled?" Jonghyun asked her with confused look. "Nothing, I just miss you so damn much" She hugs him tightly and Jonghyun hugs her back. "So you forgive me?" Daehee cupped his face, "Of course, when I didn't? I have such a nice and cute boyfriend and he even worrying about my bestfriend's relationship though he's stupid for not telling me some things, but I still love him as hell" Jonghyun smiles, "I love you too, Dae"
And they kiss and the kiss goes down and down and... "OPPA COME HERE~ I WANT TO HUG YOU TIGHTLY~~ I MISS YOU SO MUCH~~" Hayoung scream can be heard from the living room. DaeHyun furrowed their eyebrows and take a peek. There, Taemin is running with cold sweat with Hayoung chasing him by an axe. "Hayoungie c-c-calm down will you? I'm sorry I I baby please I.... Aarrgggghh" Then Hayoung stops abruptly, she sees DaeHyun with confused looks and says, "Oh hi there aunty and uncle~ have you two made up? Good~ by the way aunty, I'm going to do the thing I told you few days ago, remember? Teehee~~ Oppa come back here~ Don't you want your welcome kiss? Taeminnie oppa~~" She's gone to chase Taemin to the back garden. "Noooo~ Hayoung noooo~ AAAAAAAA!!!" Taemin do screams like a girl who sees a cockroach.
"Errr... Dae... What's the thing she told you few days ago?" Daehee just sighed, "She's got an axe and chasing Taemin, what do you think she's going to do to him, dear?" Jonghyun bulged his eyes out and gaped his mouth. "She told me to do that to you though, but I'll just do this" Daehee smacked then squeezed his front pants. Jonghyun screams and Daehee runs to her room with a horny dino trailing behind her.
Well, that day, the house is full with screams. Mrs.Han just sit there on the sofa watching some melancholy drama with popcorn. Pretending she's not hearing things, again.
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LOL what is this xD anyway...... BYE~ KKKK~ ^^;;;
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"YOU REALLY HIT HIM? YOU HIT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE? SERIOUSLY BITCH? WANNA MESSED UP WITH ME!?!" "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! BRING THAT BITCH TO ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! I'LL HIT HER WITH A STONE ON THE HEAD TOO!" "OF ALL MEMBER GOD DAMN IT!!!!? WHY SHOULD IT BE KIM FUCKIN' JONGHYUN FOR GOD SAKE!? WHY HIM?! WHY HIM AGAIN!?"
Daehee can't stop screaming and banging everything in her sight. Her room is like a crashed plane and she's like an atom bom. She scrolled down the page, she screams, she throw things, scrolled the page again. It keeps on repeat.
"Hufff that kid, I should have just marry her to someone else, should I? But I'm a good umma... And I want the best for her... And the best for her is that Kim but he.. Ah fuck him! Hufff" Mrs.Han is mumbling in the kitchen hearing her daughter screams in her room. She peels an apple and pretending not hear a single scream.
The news about an evil-bitch-coordi-noona is booming on the internet now. Fans are angry as hell with her attitude. Why no law-people step on this case? She's just too much and it put their idols on danger, at least that's what they think. And lots of fans want to throw stones to her but they hold it to protect their idols. What a dillema, don't you think? And this girl which is screaming like a crazy in her room is one of those fans, one thing that makes her different from the others, she's Kim Jonghyun's more-than-girlfriend-and-almost-married. Forget about that Shyn See Kiung, it's just for a cover-up. They do have lots of love quarrels and they do break-up a lot. But they always end up being together again, they just can't let each other go.
"Why you never tell me about this? I COULD JUST CUT THAT FUCKING BITCH" Daehee's on the phone with Jonghyun. "I'm sorry Dae... I just don't want to make you worry.." Daehee squeeze her pillow, "YOU MAKE ME WORRY BY NOT TELLING ME YOU STUPID DINO! Please, Jonghyun... Just... Forget it, I'm tired.. Bye" click. She hang up the phone. JOnghyun in the other side, palming his face and his mind is screwed.
"AUNTY~~ I HAVE A BRILLIANT IDEA! STOP WONDERING TO CUT A BITCH, JUST WAIT FOR UNCLE TO GET HOME THEN YOU CUT HIS BALLS! YAY ME" Hayoung, Daehee's cute nephew gives her advice with an innocent face. "I have better things to do with his balls, Youngie" She palms her face. "Oki doki then, you do the asdfghjkl things with him while I cut Taeminnie oppa balls~" Hayoung smiles cheerfully. "What happen now with you and Taemin?" Daehee furrows her eyebrows. "Nothing~ He just thrusted his hips on stage and the clothes he wears lately, I don't like them and some other problems teehee~~" By the way, Hayoung is Taemin's girlfriend, Jonghyun introduced them and they became a cute-but-not-so-innocent-couple. "Ow..kay.... Do what you want but make sure not to regret it like the last time you errr forget it.."
-few days later-
Jonghyun is knocking on Daehee's door as soon as he got back from Paris. You know, to explain everything and make up then kissing till they out of breath with tears on the cheeks, saying sorry to each other and kiss again. "Dae please... At least open the door, baby" Daehee opens the door with a mad face but she can't hide the missing feeling of Kim Jonghyun. "I'm sorry about that coordi-noona, okay? I don't like her, I never like her and I really hate it when she dressed me and I want to puch her ugly face but you know I can't do that... I just hope B@ST will be okay... And anything bad won't happen to Sunhee and Dongwoon.."
Daehee chuckles. She has a cute dino-like boyfriend with puppy eyes pleading to her now and he's even worrying about her bestfriend. She just can't get mad too long at him. "Why you chuckled?" Jonghyun asked her with confused look. "Nothing, I just miss you so damn much" She hugs him tightly and Jonghyun hugs her back. "So you forgive me?" Daehee cupped his face, "Of course, when I didn't? I have such a nice and cute boyfriend and he even worrying about my bestfriend's relationship though he's stupid for not telling me some things, but I still love him as hell" Jonghyun smiles, "I love you too, Dae"
And they kiss and the kiss goes down and down and... "OPPA COME HERE~ I WANT TO HUG YOU TIGHTLY~~ I MISS YOU SO MUCH~~" Hayoung scream can be heard from the living room. DaeHyun furrowed their eyebrows and take a peek. There, Taemin is running with cold sweat with Hayoung chasing him by an axe. "Hayoungie c-c-calm down will you? I'm sorry I I baby please I.... Aarrgggghh" Then Hayoung stops abruptly, she sees DaeHyun with confused looks and says, "Oh hi there aunty and uncle~ have you two made up? Good~ by the way aunty, I'm going to do the thing I told you few days ago, remember? Teehee~~ Oppa come back here~ Don't you want your welcome kiss? Taeminnie oppa~~" She's gone to chase Taemin to the back garden. "Noooo~ Hayoung noooo~ AAAAAAAA!!!" Taemin do screams like a girl who sees a cockroach.
"Errr... Dae... What's the thing she told you few days ago?" Daehee just sighed, "She's got an axe and chasing Taemin, what do you think she's going to do to him, dear?" Jonghyun bulged his eyes out and gaped his mouth. "She told me to do that to you though, but I'll just do this" Daehee smacked then squeezed his front pants. Jonghyun screams and Daehee runs to her room with a horny dino trailing behind her.
Well, that day, the house is full with screams. Mrs.Han just sit there on the sofa watching some melancholy drama with popcorn. Pretending she's not hearing things, again.
-end-
LOL what is this xD anyway...... BYE~ KKKK~ ^^;;;