how far will I go for snark?

[angevin2]

Apparently not far enough to take the chance to go see That Movie for free. It is cold and I only had two hours of sleep, which is not enough to cope with all the rage it will no doubt inspire. So I am staying home in my pajamas and watching baseball instead.

So here, enjoy someone else's efforts to tear this film a new one. I'm not sure whether my favorite part is "a midsummer night's fart in the wind" or "as boring as it is pompous."