I was feeling procrastinatory, and thus decided to make the post I said I'd make in my last post. So here, for your amusement, are some of the most disturbing engravings from Thomas Tymme's or possibly Thomas Talbot's 1597 Not Really All That Big Book of Really, Really Ugly Kings. Just click on the thumbnail to see the whole thing!
Some of the biographical blurbs that accompany each portrait are rather odd, too. Most of them are about what you'd expect for any given king, but some of them have the most random shit in them.