this is for lauren, but you can read it too
The kids snuck into the pool at school at night to party. Im sure there was no alcohol consumed for those underage. It looks like fun, there are cute boys there. Blair and nate are making out. I cant hear what theyre saying cus karens blow dryer is too loud. Ok I closed the door. Chuck is sitting in the lifeguard chair! Theres some sort of blackmail going on but I missed it OMG BLAIRS BATHING SUIT IS SO CUTE. Serena’s isn’t. chuck is being an ass and hitting on serena and simultaneously saying hahahaha our parents might get hitched in wherever they are right now i forget. serena made some comment about incest. OHH man dan is so hot. Vanessa is filming him. Step off, he’s mine. Serena called dan, I miss you, I miss you too dan why aren’t you at the party with us? Dan seems to be bringing Vanessa to the party cus serena told him too. People’s tops are coming off in the pool. That’s a lot of booze. Dan and Vanessa came, Vanessa still has the camera I think she’s filming dan’s life. Oh man someone just fell in the pool I think they were passed out. Uh oh this is so bad. Dude they’re bleeding. nate saved him. Oh cus he hit his head, that’s why he was bleeding. Chuck what are you doing. He stole the key. Oh man someone left a cell phone with pictures of the pool party and the school found it. Now they’re all in trouble. There’s a new headmistress. They have to write 10,000 words about how they broke the rules. The kid who got hurt is gonna be fine. She’s conducting one on one interviews to find out who did it and that person is gonna be expelled. kinda like that one episode of grey's. They’re all like hey no one tell. Dan’s freaking out cus he doesn’t wanna be in trouble, gg says he’s the weak link. Serena says it’ll be fine. Blair says this always works. I wanna be her.
Blair says she’s innocent. She’s cryptically ranting about her problems with nate and chuck. She’s like im the perfect one, obviously I didn’t do it, lapse of judgment. Nate and chuck are talking about blair, chuck looks like he’s gonna be sick. Oh I wasn’t paying attention. Mrs van der woodsen came to dan’s house to see rufus and says im gonna say yes to whats his face who proposed to me. Wait who proposed to her? Oh right, chucks dad. Theyre bickering. Vanessa got a video of chuck picking up the key they used to get in the pool. Uh oh dan's totally gonna tell. Dan came to maybe serena’s house cus they were gonna work on their 10,000 word essay but they’re having a party. Oh I stopped paying attention again. Um dan and chuck are talking. Chuck is being an ass. Nate wants to make out with blair but I don’t think she’s allowed until chuck decides she is. so they were alone and she was all awkward and left. Serena knows who broke in and dan is mad. Uh oh Vanessa got a video of blair and chuck talking about how they had sex.
I haven’t been paying any attention. Nate is telling the new headmistress he broke into the school, but he’s lying obviously. He gave her the key but she knows he didn’t do it. She wants to know who he’s trying to protect. Blair and Vanessa are talking, blair is hella pissed Vanessa is using the footage of her and chuck talking in her movie. Omg chuck is paying 10,000 bucks for the tape. vanessa agreed! aw i like chuck. Man. Lily and bart are eating out. He’s on the phone uh oh something bad is happening. Omg she called rufus and told him she wants to try and make things work between them! He wants to run away somewhere and she said yes.
They’re at another assembly and they’re suspending nate. Cus he lied. That’s so dumb. Someone has to confess or they’re all gonna be suspended or expelled. OMG IT WAS SERENA who did it! She just told dan. That’s why she won’t say who did it. I’m hungry. I don’t like this movie one missed call. She didn’t tell dan because she didn’t want him to have to choose between protecting her and helping himself. Uh oh, dan has to go to the headmistress’ office. Oh nate told them it was his key because he thought it was blair’s aw he told her he loves her. And she told him she doesn’t want to be with him. Serena found out lily and dans dad have a thing and that the reason lily hasn’t said yes to bart is dans dad. She would rather be chucks stepsister than dan’s. obviously. cus again, the whole incest deal. Vanessa gave blair the tape because the one she gave chuck was blank hahaha. Serena walked into dans meeting with the headmistress and says she has something to tell her.
Serena’s file is apparently like a rap sheet. She says she’s a different person than she was before. She never intended for anything bad to happen. Serena didn’t get expelled! But she has 25 hours of community outreach. Dan is happy she didn’t get expelled but he says there’s a double standard for “people like her” pff I would have been mad. Lily accepted bart’s proposal omg. Ohhh noooo. She met rufus and said she couldn’t run away with him :(
Hahah chuck is such an ass. Talking to serena about how excited he is that they’re siblings. Nate says nothing can tear apart blair and him. Aw she said she loves him too. Bart made a call and that’s why serena’s punishment was so lenient.
Uh oh, previews say blair might be preggers
Blair says she’s innocent. She’s cryptically ranting about her problems with nate and chuck. She’s like im the perfect one, obviously I didn’t do it, lapse of judgment. Nate and chuck are talking about blair, chuck looks like he’s gonna be sick. Oh I wasn’t paying attention. Mrs van der woodsen came to dan’s house to see rufus and says im gonna say yes to whats his face who proposed to me. Wait who proposed to her? Oh right, chucks dad. Theyre bickering. Vanessa got a video of chuck picking up the key they used to get in the pool. Uh oh dan's totally gonna tell. Dan came to maybe serena’s house cus they were gonna work on their 10,000 word essay but they’re having a party. Oh I stopped paying attention again. Um dan and chuck are talking. Chuck is being an ass. Nate wants to make out with blair but I don’t think she’s allowed until chuck decides she is. so they were alone and she was all awkward and left. Serena knows who broke in and dan is mad. Uh oh Vanessa got a video of blair and chuck talking about how they had sex.
I haven’t been paying any attention. Nate is telling the new headmistress he broke into the school, but he’s lying obviously. He gave her the key but she knows he didn’t do it. She wants to know who he’s trying to protect. Blair and Vanessa are talking, blair is hella pissed Vanessa is using the footage of her and chuck talking in her movie. Omg chuck is paying 10,000 bucks for the tape. vanessa agreed! aw i like chuck. Man. Lily and bart are eating out. He’s on the phone uh oh something bad is happening. Omg she called rufus and told him she wants to try and make things work between them! He wants to run away somewhere and she said yes.
They’re at another assembly and they’re suspending nate. Cus he lied. That’s so dumb. Someone has to confess or they’re all gonna be suspended or expelled. OMG IT WAS SERENA who did it! She just told dan. That’s why she won’t say who did it. I’m hungry. I don’t like this movie one missed call. She didn’t tell dan because she didn’t want him to have to choose between protecting her and helping himself. Uh oh, dan has to go to the headmistress’ office. Oh nate told them it was his key because he thought it was blair’s aw he told her he loves her. And she told him she doesn’t want to be with him. Serena found out lily and dans dad have a thing and that the reason lily hasn’t said yes to bart is dans dad. She would rather be chucks stepsister than dan’s. obviously. cus again, the whole incest deal. Vanessa gave blair the tape because the one she gave chuck was blank hahaha. Serena walked into dans meeting with the headmistress and says she has something to tell her.
Serena’s file is apparently like a rap sheet. She says she’s a different person than she was before. She never intended for anything bad to happen. Serena didn’t get expelled! But she has 25 hours of community outreach. Dan is happy she didn’t get expelled but he says there’s a double standard for “people like her” pff I would have been mad. Lily accepted bart’s proposal omg. Ohhh noooo. She met rufus and said she couldn’t run away with him :(
Hahah chuck is such an ass. Talking to serena about how excited he is that they’re siblings. Nate says nothing can tear apart blair and him. Aw she said she loves him too. Bart made a call and that’s why serena’s punishment was so lenient.
Uh oh, previews say blair might be preggers