Harry Potter and Musicals
So it was a regular morning, I got into my office, turned everything on - checked my schedule for the day, saw that I have meetings from 10:00 - 12:30 break for lunch and am back in meetings from 2:00 - 3:30. Bright side, don't have to do much today, downside, will be bored out of my mind most of the day. So I get onto the good old Rent boards to see if there's anything I need to take note of today, move on to The Producers and I find this song. So this only works if you know The Producers - but it's really really funny if you do!:
Chorus
Slytherin was having trouble, what a sad sad story.
Needed a half blood to restore his former glory.
Where oh were was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around... and then we found the man for you and me...
Lead Tenor - Peter Pettigrew
And now it's....
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Salazar is happy and gay,
We're apparating to a faster pace.
Look out, here comes the pure blood race.
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
England's a swinging land once more
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Watch out Hogwarts here comes a detour
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Chorus of Death Eaters
Look it's springtime
Peter Pettigrew
Winter for Hogwarts and Dumbledore
Chorus and Peter
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Chorus
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Peter
Come on Wizards make the bodies hit the floor,
(Tapdancing Death Eaters come out and do a little dance)
Snape
I was really good at spells and that is why they call me Prince!
Mel Brooks
Don't be stupid, be a leader
come and join the Death Eaters!
(the tap dancers continue then shoot hexes 4 times together followed by explosion, more dancing, snape does a solo dance.)
Harry
The dark lord is coming, the dark lord is coming, the dark lord is coming!
Death Eater #1
Heil You Know Who!
Death Eater #2
Heil You Know Who!
Peter
Heil You Know Who!
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters...
All[/b]
Heil You Kow Who!
(Voldemort Rises)
Volemort
Heil You know who,
Heil to me
I'm the wizard who's name is really scary,
Heil you know who,
Raise your wand
there's no sweeter
death eater
in the land!
Everything I do i do for you!
Death Eaters
Not really
Voldemort
if you're looking for cat eyes, here's you know who!
Heil You know who!
Raise Butterbeer!
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard give a cheer
Chorus
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard
Voldemort
Heil Myself!
Chorus
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard
Voldemort
Heil myself
Chorus
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard
Voldemort
Stand and cheer
The Horcrux Band
The Dark Lord is making a new Hoard
He's got that order on the run,
You gotta love the damage he's done!
The Dark Lord is making a new Hoard.
They can't say no to his demands
They're freaking out cuz of his wand
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Dark Lord is making a new Hoard
Voledmort
I was just a little orphan,
Never more than that word,
Got a visit from a proffesor,
and ended up, the Dark Lord.
Dark wizards were blue,
What oh what to do?
Hitched up my shorts,
Attacked Hogwarts,
Now Salazar's smiling too!
But it wasn't always so easy...
it was 1982, Borgin and Burke were working the big room and I...
I was playing in the Lounge. And then I got my big break, somebody had hufflepuff's cup. And would you believe it? They became my horcruxes. Horcruxes!
It aint no lotion
Whether Transfiguration or Potions,
The thing you need to know is
everything is show biz
Heil You know who
watch my show
I have been prophesized about
doncha know
We are killing Muggles
While Harry and Ginny snuggle right now
Give a great big smile
people screaming while i say whee
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
(Death Eaters stand in formation and make the Dark Mark)
Chorus of Death Eaters
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Dark Mark is up in the skies again
Voldemort is on the rise again.
Voldy and Death Eaters
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Werewolves are growling right at ya
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Voldemort
Means that soon we'll be saying...
Chorus
Soon we'll be saying...
Voldemort
We've got to be saying...
CHORUS
You know we'll be saying....
Volemort
You bet we'll be saying...
Voldemort & CHORUS
You know we'll be Saying Avada Kadavra!
Made my day - I'll be singing it all through my meetings. I think it's both great and weird that I'm not the only one who loves Harry Potter, The Producers, Rent, Chronicles of Narnia - you know, odd combos of things. Well, I should do a little bit of work before meetings, emails and answer and such. Later days, kids
Chorus
Slytherin was having trouble, what a sad sad story.
Needed a half blood to restore his former glory.
Where oh were was he? Where could that man be?
We looked around... and then we found the man for you and me...
Lead Tenor - Peter Pettigrew
And now it's....
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Salazar is happy and gay,
We're apparating to a faster pace.
Look out, here comes the pure blood race.
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
England's a swinging land once more
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Watch out Hogwarts here comes a detour
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Chorus of Death Eaters
Look it's springtime
Peter Pettigrew
Winter for Hogwarts and Dumbledore
Chorus and Peter
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Chorus
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Springtime! Springtime!
Peter
Come on Wizards make the bodies hit the floor,
(Tapdancing Death Eaters come out and do a little dance)
Snape
I was really good at spells and that is why they call me Prince!
Mel Brooks
Don't be stupid, be a leader
come and join the Death Eaters!
(the tap dancers continue then shoot hexes 4 times together followed by explosion, more dancing, snape does a solo dance.)
Harry
The dark lord is coming, the dark lord is coming, the dark lord is coming!
Death Eater #1
Heil You Know Who!
Death Eater #2
Heil You Know Who!
Peter
Heil You Know Who!
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters...
All[/b]
Heil You Kow Who!
(Voldemort Rises)
Volemort
Heil You know who,
Heil to me
I'm the wizard who's name is really scary,
Heil you know who,
Raise your wand
there's no sweeter
death eater
in the land!
Everything I do i do for you!
Death Eaters
Not really
Voldemort
if you're looking for cat eyes, here's you know who!
Heil You know who!
Raise Butterbeer!
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard give a cheer
Chorus
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard
Voldemort
Heil Myself!
Chorus
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard
Voldemort
Heil myself
Chorus
Ev'ry Lizarding Dark Wizard
Voldemort
Stand and cheer
The Horcrux Band
The Dark Lord is making a new Hoard
He's got that order on the run,
You gotta love the damage he's done!
The Dark Lord is making a new Hoard.
They can't say no to his demands
They're freaking out cuz of his wand
He's got the whole world in his hands
The Dark Lord is making a new Hoard
Voledmort
I was just a little orphan,
Never more than that word,
Got a visit from a proffesor,
and ended up, the Dark Lord.
Dark wizards were blue,
What oh what to do?
Hitched up my shorts,
Attacked Hogwarts,
Now Salazar's smiling too!
But it wasn't always so easy...
it was 1982, Borgin and Burke were working the big room and I...
I was playing in the Lounge. And then I got my big break, somebody had hufflepuff's cup. And would you believe it? They became my horcruxes. Horcruxes!
It aint no lotion
Whether Transfiguration or Potions,
The thing you need to know is
everything is show biz
Heil You know who
watch my show
I have been prophesized about
doncha know
We are killing Muggles
While Harry and Ginny snuggle right now
Give a great big smile
people screaming while i say whee
Wonderful me!
And now it's...
(Death Eaters stand in formation and make the Dark Mark)
Chorus of Death Eaters
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Dark Mark is up in the skies again
Voldemort is on the rise again.
Voldy and Death Eaters
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Werewolves are growling right at ya
Springtime for Voldemort and Death Eaters
Voldemort
Means that soon we'll be saying...
Chorus
Soon we'll be saying...
Voldemort
We've got to be saying...
CHORUS
You know we'll be saying....
Volemort
You bet we'll be saying...
Voldemort & CHORUS
You know we'll be Saying Avada Kadavra!
Made my day - I'll be singing it all through my meetings. I think it's both great and weird that I'm not the only one who loves Harry Potter, The Producers, Rent, Chronicles of Narnia - you know, odd combos of things. Well, I should do a little bit of work before meetings, emails and answer and such. Later days, kids