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My mom sends me approximately 2 packages and 3 cards per week. She’s obsessed. Her most recent package included a candle called Home For The Holidays which smelled like a puzzling and yet surprisingly pleasant mixture of evergreen and cinnamon. Also included was a personal pack of tissues with Christmas trees on them. They're called "Swankie Hankies."
Clearly my mom is the coolest person in the world.
Clearly my mom is the coolest person in the world.