FEMALE GEOGRAPHY
Between 18 and 25
A woman is like Africa: Wild , naturally beautiful and full of
mysterious , fertile deltas.
Between 26 and 34
A woman is like America: Well-developed and open for trade, especially
for those with stacks of money.
Between 35 and 44
A woman is like India: Sensual, relaxed, in full bloom, aware of her
beauty.
Between 45 and 54
A woman is like France: Deliciously mature, still a pleasant destination
to visit.
Between 55 and 60
A woman is like Yugoslavia: A lost war, haunted by the mistakes of the
past. Major reconstruction work is mostly the only answer.
Between 61 and 65
A woman is like Russia: Vast with undefined frontiers. The cold climate
puts off any potential visitors.
Between 66 and 70
A woman is like Mongolia: A glorious past, great conquests, but without
a future.
After 70
A woman is like Afghanistan or the north pole: Many know its
whereabouts, but no one dares to venture there......
MALE GEOGRAPHY
Between 15 and 90: A man is like Zimbabwe: Ruled by a dick.....
Forward this to all the great women you know and to men who'll
understand...