Family Outing 10.26.2008 Kim Jong Kook Screenshot Translations
Was too lazy to time the whole thing, so I have decided to do a screencap translation of my favorite parts! <3 <3
What a great episode. I think I nearly cried from laughter xD
So with Hyori's team losing the first game, MC Yoo decides to have game #2! This time they're trying to dress someone up so that he looks like a scarecrow. And the cameraman gets to pick which one is the best scarecrow!
After hearing that someone will have to be the scarecrow, Kim Jong Kook gets nervous. He obviously knows what MC Yoo is up to.
The massive rush for items. The better the material (makeup included) you get, the better your scarecrow, which explains the craziness. Note how Kim Jong Kook stays away, in the back. He obviously knows something not good is going to happen. (He is also not going to rush in like an ajumma to grab stuff, because he obviously has tough man image to uphold. xD)
Just as he had feared, MC Yoo decides their winning scarecrow must be played by Kim Jong Kook.
And because it is his first broadcast, he can't just say no.
As they start to dress him up, Hyori, who has previously said that even though both of them have been in the industry for 10 years, they still do not know each other that well, gets shy and asks Yoon Jong Shin if he thinks it's all right to put something like the party hat on Kim Jong Kook.
Poor Kim Jong Kook. He's too polite to say no, so he says yes. The atmosphere between the two is so awkward you can cut a knife through it.
Even through they've both been in the industry for 10 years, they're so awkward. And Kim Jong Kook can't even say if he likes it or dislikes it.
In the meantime, MC Yoo decides to steal some clothes from the other group because they have more to choose from.
Kim Jong Kook wonders what is wrong with MC Yoo.
While the other group is happily dressing up and putting makeup on Chun Hee, Hyori is...?
Putting fake eyelashes on Kim Jong Kook! (They look GREAT on him! Absolutely stunning! xD!!)
Hyori tells him that he can say that he doesn't like it if he wants to. Of course, because he is so awkward, he doesn't say a word.
Hyori has picked up a tube of lipstick and is wondering if it is okay to do what she is planning to do.
But she has already done everything to Kim Jong Kook anyway...
When Hyori comes over with the lipstick in hand, Kim Jong Kook laughs and pats her on the back.
And no one knows the meaning of it.
MC Yoo questions whether Kim Jong Kook is giving her permission or telling her to stop with the pat on the back. He thinks it was probably a signal telling her to stop. Most definitely to stop.
And finally, each team displays their handiwork.
No words can describe this scene...but for tears in the eyes and a stomach ache from laughter.
Daesung touches Kim Jong Kook's muscles and wonders if they're real or if the team had stuffed them with straw.
MC Yoo answers that they are naturally like that. Natural Muscleman Scarecrow!
But unfortunately the winner was the noble lady scarecrow Chun Hee.
He did all that...and still lost.
In hopes of calming him, Yoo Jae Suk comes closer, but Kim Jong Kook pushes him away...
And runs off. Today... was his first show in two years...
If only... they had won...
EH?!
MC Yoo laughs at him, telling the others that he fell into a puddle.
And they were new shoes...
He throws off his dirty shoes.
Hyori tells MC Yoo to calm him down and bring him back, quickly!
But MC Yoo knows better. It's better just to leave him like that for now. He'll calm down on his own.
Sign: Do not come close. Growl!
MC Yoo succeeds in bring Kim Jong Kook back and answers Yoon Jong Shin's question of whether Kim Jong Kook has calmed down. "He's in a daze because of his shoes..." Kim Soo Ro also wonders how mad Kim Jong Kook must have been to have done that.
But of course he was upset. They were shoes he bought to celebrate his first show!
I thought he only stepped in the puddle with one foot... but both are quite muddied...
Chapter Two: You go girl, One Man, and Sneakers.
Jong Kook!
Are you displaying them for us to see?
They're muddy because you ran that way. I saw it all.
Skip a few scenes and you'll find MC Yoo, Daesung, and Kim Jong Kook walking along to the path to the ginseng patch. Here which, MC Yoo asks Kim Jong Kook, "don't you think Daesung looks a lot like you?"
Daesung feels honored to hear it. But Kim Jong Kook declines, saying that Daesung is an idol and the two are uncomparable. (Kookie is the king of subduing anti-fans. He did it during X-Man with Dong Bang Shin Ki and he continues it here (and other places).)
MC Yoo decides to play a trick. "Jong Kook, since it's your first time here, I have a present for you. Everyone does this. It's not just you. Right Daesung?"
Daesung plays along. "Of course. I did it, too." Daesung hands over a foxtail and says, "It's how I feel."
Kim Jong Kook is touched. Even though they want to put it in his hair.
Yoo Jae Suk wants him to put it on the other side. Kim Jong Kook protests saying that it'd be better just to put it on one side. Yoo Jae Suk agrees and tells Daesung to do whatever Kim Jong Kook wants since the foxtail is going up in his hair anyway.
Yoo Jae Suk continues to make Kim Jong Kook do stupid things. "Jong Kook, you can't just go down a place like this normally." At the bottom, Yoo Jae Suk tells Jong Kook to do the same thing.
Jong Kook asks, "by myself?"
Of course he needs the help of MC Yoo and... they succeed in making Jong Kook skip down the hill.
Dumb and Dumber is happy. And Kim Jong Kook is embarassed.
All three doubt whether there still may be ginseng left in the field after it had been harvested by machine. MC Yoo asks if it's okay for Kim Jong Kook to be raking for ginseng without his sneakers. Kim Jong Kook says yes, but everyone knows that he's just saying that. The thought of his sneakers makes him depressed...
MC Yoo tells Kim Jong Kook to dig deep into the soil.
Kim Jong quietly says yes and then wonders why he has to by himself...
MC Yoo responds to Kim Jong Kook's loaded look and says, "We were about to, too!"
Daesung comes up with a 'Dumb and Dumber' joke. He tells MC Yoo that he's wanted for killing people by their belly buttons.
!!!? Kim Jong Kook's reaction to the stupidity is priceless.
Even more than before.
Daesung explains by saying that MC Yoo is wanted because his viewers had laughed so hard that their belly buttons popped. Kim Jong Kook is completely speechless.
After two minutes of shoveling...Kim Jong Kook thinks something should pop up soon. MC Yoo tells them to yell 'shim bwath da' (something akin to eureka) when they find one.
After MC Yoo finds their first one, they become more energized and Kim Jong Kook wonders if people will come to the area after seeing the show.
A few minutes later, Kim Jong Kook finds himself one and Yoo Jae Suk tells him to yell. Shy Kim Jong Kook stops after the second syllable.
Obviously he needs the help of Dumb and Dumber and they proceed in acapella. It seems Kim Jong Kook has been roped into the Dumb and Dumber group - something he had been warned against while leaving for the ginseng field.
Kim Jong Kook asks what he should do with the ginseng, and quickly takes it away when MC Yoo reaches for it. MC Yoo asks, "Why are you trying to put that in your pocket?" Kim Jong Kook answers, "I thought you were going to take it away." MC Yoo replies, "You really are a dutiful son."
MC Yoo thinks Kim Jong Kook looks really cool with the flowers in his hair.
!!!! OH!!
"I completely forgot!"
Too cute. Just too cute.
As the moon rises, they see a flock of birds migrating south. MC Yoo wonders where they are going. Daesung says they are going home. Yet another, Dumb and Dumber joke.
As they want to leave, they keep find ginseng, which makes them stay longer... and longer...
That's it for this time. I hope it made a bit more sense now!
What a great episode. I think I nearly cried from laughter xD
So with Hyori's team losing the first game, MC Yoo decides to have game #2! This time they're trying to dress someone up so that he looks like a scarecrow. And the cameraman gets to pick which one is the best scarecrow!
After hearing that someone will have to be the scarecrow, Kim Jong Kook gets nervous. He obviously knows what MC Yoo is up to.
The massive rush for items. The better the material (makeup included) you get, the better your scarecrow, which explains the craziness. Note how Kim Jong Kook stays away, in the back. He obviously knows something not good is going to happen. (He is also not going to rush in like an ajumma to grab stuff, because he obviously has tough man image to uphold. xD)
Just as he had feared, MC Yoo decides their winning scarecrow must be played by Kim Jong Kook.
And because it is his first broadcast, he can't just say no.
As they start to dress him up, Hyori, who has previously said that even though both of them have been in the industry for 10 years, they still do not know each other that well, gets shy and asks Yoon Jong Shin if he thinks it's all right to put something like the party hat on Kim Jong Kook.
Poor Kim Jong Kook. He's too polite to say no, so he says yes. The atmosphere between the two is so awkward you can cut a knife through it.
Even through they've both been in the industry for 10 years, they're so awkward. And Kim Jong Kook can't even say if he likes it or dislikes it.
In the meantime, MC Yoo decides to steal some clothes from the other group because they have more to choose from.
Kim Jong Kook wonders what is wrong with MC Yoo.
While the other group is happily dressing up and putting makeup on Chun Hee, Hyori is...?
Putting fake eyelashes on Kim Jong Kook! (They look GREAT on him! Absolutely stunning! xD!!)
Hyori tells him that he can say that he doesn't like it if he wants to. Of course, because he is so awkward, he doesn't say a word.
Hyori has picked up a tube of lipstick and is wondering if it is okay to do what she is planning to do.
But she has already done everything to Kim Jong Kook anyway...
When Hyori comes over with the lipstick in hand, Kim Jong Kook laughs and pats her on the back.
And no one knows the meaning of it.
MC Yoo questions whether Kim Jong Kook is giving her permission or telling her to stop with the pat on the back. He thinks it was probably a signal telling her to stop. Most definitely to stop.
And finally, each team displays their handiwork.
No words can describe this scene...but for tears in the eyes and a stomach ache from laughter.
Daesung touches Kim Jong Kook's muscles and wonders if they're real or if the team had stuffed them with straw.
MC Yoo answers that they are naturally like that. Natural Muscleman Scarecrow!
But unfortunately the winner was the noble lady scarecrow Chun Hee.
He did all that...and still lost.
In hopes of calming him, Yoo Jae Suk comes closer, but Kim Jong Kook pushes him away...
And runs off. Today... was his first show in two years...
If only... they had won...
EH?!
MC Yoo laughs at him, telling the others that he fell into a puddle.
And they were new shoes...
He throws off his dirty shoes.
Hyori tells MC Yoo to calm him down and bring him back, quickly!
But MC Yoo knows better. It's better just to leave him like that for now. He'll calm down on his own.
Sign: Do not come close. Growl!
MC Yoo succeeds in bring Kim Jong Kook back and answers Yoon Jong Shin's question of whether Kim Jong Kook has calmed down. "He's in a daze because of his shoes..." Kim Soo Ro also wonders how mad Kim Jong Kook must have been to have done that.
But of course he was upset. They were shoes he bought to celebrate his first show!
I thought he only stepped in the puddle with one foot... but both are quite muddied...
Chapter Two: You go girl, One Man, and Sneakers.
Jong Kook!
Are you displaying them for us to see?
They're muddy because you ran that way. I saw it all.
Skip a few scenes and you'll find MC Yoo, Daesung, and Kim Jong Kook walking along to the path to the ginseng patch. Here which, MC Yoo asks Kim Jong Kook, "don't you think Daesung looks a lot like you?"
Daesung feels honored to hear it. But Kim Jong Kook declines, saying that Daesung is an idol and the two are uncomparable. (Kookie is the king of subduing anti-fans. He did it during X-Man with Dong Bang Shin Ki and he continues it here (and other places).)
MC Yoo decides to play a trick. "Jong Kook, since it's your first time here, I have a present for you. Everyone does this. It's not just you. Right Daesung?"
Daesung plays along. "Of course. I did it, too." Daesung hands over a foxtail and says, "It's how I feel."
Kim Jong Kook is touched. Even though they want to put it in his hair.
Yoo Jae Suk wants him to put it on the other side. Kim Jong Kook protests saying that it'd be better just to put it on one side. Yoo Jae Suk agrees and tells Daesung to do whatever Kim Jong Kook wants since the foxtail is going up in his hair anyway.
Yoo Jae Suk continues to make Kim Jong Kook do stupid things. "Jong Kook, you can't just go down a place like this normally." At the bottom, Yoo Jae Suk tells Jong Kook to do the same thing.
Jong Kook asks, "by myself?"
Of course he needs the help of MC Yoo and... they succeed in making Jong Kook skip down the hill.
Dumb and Dumber is happy. And Kim Jong Kook is embarassed.
All three doubt whether there still may be ginseng left in the field after it had been harvested by machine. MC Yoo asks if it's okay for Kim Jong Kook to be raking for ginseng without his sneakers. Kim Jong Kook says yes, but everyone knows that he's just saying that. The thought of his sneakers makes him depressed...
MC Yoo tells Kim Jong Kook to dig deep into the soil.
Kim Jong quietly says yes and then wonders why he has to by himself...
MC Yoo responds to Kim Jong Kook's loaded look and says, "We were about to, too!"
Daesung comes up with a 'Dumb and Dumber' joke. He tells MC Yoo that he's wanted for killing people by their belly buttons.
!!!? Kim Jong Kook's reaction to the stupidity is priceless.
Even more than before.
Daesung explains by saying that MC Yoo is wanted because his viewers had laughed so hard that their belly buttons popped. Kim Jong Kook is completely speechless.
After two minutes of shoveling...Kim Jong Kook thinks something should pop up soon. MC Yoo tells them to yell 'shim bwath da' (something akin to eureka) when they find one.
After MC Yoo finds their first one, they become more energized and Kim Jong Kook wonders if people will come to the area after seeing the show.
A few minutes later, Kim Jong Kook finds himself one and Yoo Jae Suk tells him to yell. Shy Kim Jong Kook stops after the second syllable.
Obviously he needs the help of Dumb and Dumber and they proceed in acapella. It seems Kim Jong Kook has been roped into the Dumb and Dumber group - something he had been warned against while leaving for the ginseng field.
Kim Jong Kook asks what he should do with the ginseng, and quickly takes it away when MC Yoo reaches for it. MC Yoo asks, "Why are you trying to put that in your pocket?" Kim Jong Kook answers, "I thought you were going to take it away." MC Yoo replies, "You really are a dutiful son."
MC Yoo thinks Kim Jong Kook looks really cool with the flowers in his hair.
!!!! OH!!
"I completely forgot!"
Too cute. Just too cute.
As the moon rises, they see a flock of birds migrating south. MC Yoo wonders where they are going. Daesung says they are going home. Yet another, Dumb and Dumber joke.
As they want to leave, they keep find ginseng, which makes them stay longer... and longer...
That's it for this time. I hope it made a bit more sense now!