The Return of LOLTanz

[angely78]

Sarah: HERE ALFRED. U CAN HAZ SCHWAMM. I HAZ 2.
Alfred: SOFT SCHWAMM IZ SOFT.
Krolock: IM N UR BATH SEXXIN UR WOMENS.
Sarah: EEK
Krolock: O HAI I R DER GRAF. I HAZ TEETH. IZ SHINY. AND A CLOAK, IZ SWISHY. U LIEK MA SWISHY CLOAK???
Sarah: O HAI DER GRAF I R SARAH I B LIEKIN UR SWISHY SHINYNEZ
Krolock: CEILING GRAF IZ WATCHING U BATHE
Alfred: IZ PRETTEH GURL N BATH? YUS! N DER GRAF N BATH HALP!!! WEAR B MAH KNOBLAUCH WUT B 4 WAVIN AND STUFF??
Professor: NOOO KNOBLAUCH WEAR B MAH LOOKY GLAZZ?
Alfred: FESSOR THAR BE DER GRAF WUT BE NOMMING ON MAH SARAH!!!!!
Professor: NO IZ UR SARAH!
Alfred: NO BUT MAYBE COULD B YUS?

SOMETIEM LATUR....

Alfred: O HAI PRETTEH GIRL, I HAZ MOONLITE, U LIEK?
Sarah: HAI BOI! I HAZ PREZZENT. U NO CAN HAZ! IZ MIEN ALL SPESHUL N STUF. GO GET HO SCHWAMM.
Alfred: WUT?
Sarah: HO SCHWAMM!
Alfred: WUT B4 HO SCHWAMM?
Sarah: NO THINK. GET. I R WANTIN SCHWAMM.
Alfred: GURLZ R WEIRD. Y U B WANTIN SCHWAMM?
Sarah: IZ INGENOUS PLANE.
Alfred: I GO 2 GET SCHWAMM 4 GURL.
Sarah: YAY. I B DREEMIN. THAR B DANCIN IN MAH DREEM. IZ GOOD DREEM Y/Y? WIF DER GRAFS AND DER SEXXEH TIEMS
Audience: DER SEXXEH TIEMS???
Sarah: METAPHORICAL SEXXEH TIEMS(CUZ I B DREEMIN N STUFF)
Audience: DREEM SEX IZ SAFE SEX
Sarah: TRUFAX. DEN WE B PRAYIN 2 CEILING CAT GRAF. SORTOF. IZ NO DREEMIN.
Alfred: O HAI GURL I FOUND DER SCHWAMM WUT I DO WIF IT NAO?
Sarah: HIDE IT N UR PANTS, BOI
Alfred: I NO B 4 NEEDIN SCHWAMM IN....HEY!
Sarah: WHOOSH.
Alfred: O NOES I B LOSIN MAH SARAH!!
Chagal: SARAH MOM R TOCHTER BE 4 RUNNIN OFF WIF DER GRAF!!!
Rebecca: O NOES!!!
Chagal: I CATCH HUR!
Vampires: NOM NOM NOM!!!
Chagal: OH NOES IZ DED!!!

IZ THE END
...4 NAO

(ETA: CREDIT B GOIN 2 angely78 N supercrook 4 DER GE... DER JEE... DEY HAZ BRAINZ, K??)