Pepper Spray
I received this letter in my UCI email. I found it funny for some reason, so I thought I'd share it with the rest of the world:
The university has been offered a special price for students
on self defense pepper spray. We have various sizes which are
perfect for keychains, purses, or cars. This offer extends to all
of your family and friends. The prices are far cheaper than retail
stores and the delivery is free. You can get a keychain sized spray
for $11.95 and shipping is free. If you have ever wanted to purchase
a self defense product for yourself or loved ones, please take the
time to review the site below.
The university has been offered a special price for students
on self defense pepper spray. We have various sizes which are
perfect for keychains, purses, or cars. This offer extends to all
of your family and friends. The prices are far cheaper than retail
stores and the delivery is free. You can get a keychain sized spray
for $11.95 and shipping is free. If you have ever wanted to purchase
a self defense product for yourself or loved ones, please take the
time to review the site below.