(Unlikely?) Kids Meme (taken from original_slayer)

[angelusliam]

Give me any two characters from any game past or present, as long as one of the characters is mine, and I will tell you - no matter how ridiculous the pairing - the following about their first child

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Oh, I don't even know where to start... XD <3

[angelus_demon]

Let's see...

A. Deirdre Constance Summers [Don't ask, I have no idea]
B. The mansion on Crawford Street.
C.
[Jodelle Ferland]
D. Who says that male vampires can't have children? How many vamps have had sex w/ women and let them live long enough to find out, I ask you? Joss? What does he know. XP
E.
† Her eyes, normally chocolate brown, get lighter when she's angry.
† She can be mouthy and bossy, but seems more intelligent than her years. (In an evil-genius sort of way, of course.)
† Her nickname is "Dee". Angelus found it hilarious, but refused to explain to Buffy, the irony of naming her Deirdre. And Constance came from Buffy's maternal grandmother.
† Angelus is actually fiercely protective of her, and while he can be harsh at times, he's completely devoted to her. [Yes, I know that's a fourth fact. It needed to be mentioned.]

EEE!

[little_buffy]

Is it wrong that I absolutely love her? Yanno what? No! Of course it isn't. She's too cute. :D Joss knows nothing. Nothing, I tell you. Mouthy and bossy? She clearly got that from both sides. LOL. BB, again I shall say she's so cute!! Seriously just wanna eat her up. <3 Thank you.

IKR!!

[angelus_demon]

Angelus won't let you eat her up! He won't let any vamps, either. It was iffy when she was first born, 'cause the guy has no patience (plus the whole no-sex thing, THAT was bad!), but he absolutely adores her. (Sometimes it makes him feel icky, but he perseveres.)

She will sass the pants off anyone, if she's of a mind to, but she can be uber-sweet, too. And manipulative, did I mention that? XD Yes, all in all, the best of both parents (or at least what Angelus thinks is the best of himself).