Taken from deep_red_bells

[angelusliam]

What did your birth announcement say?



Eibhlin and Seamus O'Hearley are Proud to Announce the Birth of their Child, Liam O'Hearley, on November 8, 1727.



Unfortunately, Liam O'Hearley only blinks with one eye.

Eibhlin and Seamus O'Hearley are visiting an exorcist soon.






This was amusing, until the last line. That... hit a little too close to home.