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Okay, listen up! Are you listening? Or are you just rolling your eyes and pretending to be listening to me, like you always do when I try talking to you?
Look. It's great that you've found your new BFF or whatever, and she plays a great version of Buffy. I even was enjoying myself - I mean, I was the one who insisted on replying to her SWS post that first time. That's all fine and dandy.
Could you please stop thinking about sex all the time? I mean, seriously! The girl's 15! And no, I don't wanna hear your usual defense that "But she's almost 16, and you started dating her when she was 16 in Canon! You're over 275 years old, anything younger than 200 is seriously robbing the cradle!"
Yeah, I did start dating her when she was 16. Slept with her on her 17th birthday -- And Look What Happened There!!
Yeah, so okay, I love her. She's Buffy, of course I love her--
And that brings me to another point! Did you completely forget that I seriously fell in love with Cordelia? You gave me a verse with her, what happened to that? I know you try to keep an open mind when it comes to my relationships (and I am enjoying the one with Nat, by the way, just... we'll get into that later), but when it comes to Canon, it's like all you can see is me with Buffy. You're pretty much-- no, you are blatantly ignoring that I had a relationship (brief as it was) with Nina.
And, stop making me-- emote so much! I know, you love all the glimpses into my psyche the show gave you, especially the 2nd and 3rd Seasons, but really - I'm not always embarrassed, or a "sweet guy" or whatever. I can be a mean sonuvabitch, okay? And y'know what, much as I hate to admit it, I brood, okay?! So, let me! I like a little peace and quiet for my thoughts sometimes! Stop making me-- talk to people!
Now look what you did, you made me get completely off-topic. And the topic was-- stop coming up with all these ridiculous things for me and Buffy. People can see that stuff, y'know. You come up with all these... "cracky" ideas with Buffy's mun, that's fine; write a fic. Don't put my name on it, okay? Put it in your personal journal.
Okay. So, now I've said my piece. And yeah, I know you won't listen to me, you'll just go about your merry way, doing whatever-the-hell you want, just... take some of this into consideration, the next time you write for me, okay?
Yeah, okay, otherwise, you're doing a pretty good job at writing about me. Just-- don't let it go to your head, okay?
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Look. It's great that you've found your new BFF or whatever, and she plays a great version of Buffy. I even was enjoying myself - I mean, I was the one who insisted on replying to her SWS post that first time. That's all fine and dandy.
Could you please stop thinking about sex all the time? I mean, seriously! The girl's 15! And no, I don't wanna hear your usual defense that "But she's almost 16, and you started dating her when she was 16 in Canon! You're over 275 years old, anything younger than 200 is seriously robbing the cradle!"
Yeah, I did start dating her when she was 16. Slept with her on her 17th birthday -- And Look What Happened There!!
Yeah, so okay, I love her. She's Buffy, of course I love her--
And that brings me to another point! Did you completely forget that I seriously fell in love with Cordelia? You gave me a verse with her, what happened to that? I know you try to keep an open mind when it comes to my relationships (and I am enjoying the one with Nat, by the way, just... we'll get into that later), but when it comes to Canon, it's like all you can see is me with Buffy. You're pretty much-- no, you are blatantly ignoring that I had a relationship (brief as it was) with Nina.
And, stop making me-- emote so much! I know, you love all the glimpses into my psyche the show gave you, especially the 2nd and 3rd Seasons, but really - I'm not always embarrassed, or a "sweet guy" or whatever. I can be a mean sonuvabitch, okay? And y'know what, much as I hate to admit it, I brood, okay?! So, let me! I like a little peace and quiet for my thoughts sometimes! Stop making me-- talk to people!
Now look what you did, you made me get completely off-topic. And the topic was-- stop coming up with all these ridiculous things for me and Buffy. People can see that stuff, y'know. You come up with all these... "cracky" ideas with Buffy's mun, that's fine; write a fic. Don't put my name on it, okay? Put it in your personal journal.
Okay. So, now I've said my piece. And yeah, I know you won't listen to me, you'll just go about your merry way, doing whatever-the-hell you want, just... take some of this into consideration, the next time you write for me, okay?
Yeah, okay, otherwise, you're doing a pretty good job at writing about me. Just-- don't let it go to your head, okay?
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