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VALENTINES DAY SURVEY (TWO WEEKS? I wonder why I dont care at all that im alone for this dastardly holiday.
1. ARE YOU SINGLE, TAKEN, OR DATING? Amused might be a better term, dating is awfully strong.
2. DO YOU HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY? Work, mi amore
3. IF SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? courting disaster
5. WITH WHO? anyone who feels invincible
6. FAVORITE GIFT TO RECEIVE FOR VALENTINES DAY? attention
7. ARE YOU DIFFERENT IN RELATIONSHIPS THEN YOU ARE IF YOUR NOT IN ONE? yes. Life is worth more. We are all different in love.
8. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD VALENTINES DAY DATE? Above par anyway
9. DO YOU LIKE VALENTINES DAY? Yeah, its fun and a good excuse. No we dont NEED an excuse but its nice to not have to explain ourselves to you for a change.
10. WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD CATCH? perhaps this is a question better posed to others. tooting my own horn on surveys seems infantile.
11. WHAT WAS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Someone once told me "Bridges burn, people die, but real love is forever."
12. ARE YOU FAITHFUL IN A RELATIONSHIP OR DO YOU FLIRT? Faithfulness is determined by the trust of our victims. I would say I am a saint but there are some who might contest the point :P
13. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY? time will stop. unfortionately nobody will believe it or even notice since I will be the soul exception, but i can live with that. I suppose nothing happens. It would suprise me if i went out of my way to take note of the special day at all.
14. HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A HEART? nothing a little string and glue couldnt fix
15. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN YOUR HEART BROKEN? irreparably. separate pieces inspire wisdom but left me wondering whether the sum is more than the total of the individual parts or if the glass would leak forever. Forever hasnt passed yet and its taking its sweet time getting here but im looking forward to the answer nonetheless.
16. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR BF/GF GOING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS WITHOUT YOU? my happiness isnt dependent on the good will of others. I would wish them a good time and mourn their mislead priorities.
17. HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO YOU DIDN'T LIKE? yes. it is a situation better measured without absolutes :P I can promise though that it had nothing to do with pity, sympathy, or favor. More the absence of tact and gall.
18. HOW LONG WAS YOUR SHORTEST RELATIONSHIP? 6 months or so
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON? Only by the faithful ironically. Faith however, i find singularly unimpressive
20. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WHERE HE/SHE DIDN'T TRUST YOU? not unreasonably. there are more than two schools of thought and a plethora of personality disorders to mollify my hurt at the lack of trust. As im sure there was something (or someone) to assuage her pain at my lack of trustworthiness.
21. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WAS GOING TOO FAST? it seems to me that normally when this revelation occurs theres never a brake lever handy..
22. WERE YOU EVER ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY? companionship is an illusion many a wise man has said. I feel lonely on the odd blue moon with never a thought to a special day to mourn my lack of companionship.
1. ARE YOU SINGLE, TAKEN, OR DATING? Amused might be a better term, dating is awfully strong.
2. DO YOU HAVE A DATE FOR VALENTINES DAY? Work, mi amore
3. IF SO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? courting disaster
5. WITH WHO? anyone who feels invincible
6. FAVORITE GIFT TO RECEIVE FOR VALENTINES DAY? attention
7. ARE YOU DIFFERENT IN RELATIONSHIPS THEN YOU ARE IF YOUR NOT IN ONE? yes. Life is worth more. We are all different in love.
8. DO YOU CONSIDER YOURSELF A GOOD VALENTINES DAY DATE? Above par anyway
9. DO YOU LIKE VALENTINES DAY? Yeah, its fun and a good excuse. No we dont NEED an excuse but its nice to not have to explain ourselves to you for a change.
10. WHAT MAKES YOU A GOOD CATCH? perhaps this is a question better posed to others. tooting my own horn on surveys seems infantile.
11. WHAT WAS YOUR LONGEST RELATIONSHIP? Someone once told me "Bridges burn, people die, but real love is forever."
12. ARE YOU FAITHFUL IN A RELATIONSHIP OR DO YOU FLIRT? Faithfulness is determined by the trust of our victims. I would say I am a saint but there are some who might contest the point :P
13. WHAT HAPPENS IF YOUR ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY? time will stop. unfortionately nobody will believe it or even notice since I will be the soul exception, but i can live with that. I suppose nothing happens. It would suprise me if i went out of my way to take note of the special day at all.
14. HAVE YOU EVER BROKEN A HEART? nothing a little string and glue couldnt fix
15. HAVE YOU EVER GOTTEN YOUR HEART BROKEN? irreparably. separate pieces inspire wisdom but left me wondering whether the sum is more than the total of the individual parts or if the glass would leak forever. Forever hasnt passed yet and its taking its sweet time getting here but im looking forward to the answer nonetheless.
16. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT YOUR BF/GF GOING OUT WITH THEIR FRIENDS WITHOUT YOU? my happiness isnt dependent on the good will of others. I would wish them a good time and mourn their mislead priorities.
17. HAVE YOU EVER GONE OUT WITH SOMEONE WHO YOU DIDN'T LIKE? yes. it is a situation better measured without absolutes :P I can promise though that it had nothing to do with pity, sympathy, or favor. More the absence of tact and gall.
18. HOW LONG WAS YOUR SHORTEST RELATIONSHIP? 6 months or so
19. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CHEATED ON? Only by the faithful ironically. Faith however, i find singularly unimpressive
20. HAVE YOU EVER HAD A RELATIONSHIP WHERE HE/SHE DIDN'T TRUST YOU? not unreasonably. there are more than two schools of thought and a plethora of personality disorders to mollify my hurt at the lack of trust. As im sure there was something (or someone) to assuage her pain at my lack of trustworthiness.
21. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT YOUR RELATIONSHIP WAS GOING TOO FAST? it seems to me that normally when this revelation occurs theres never a brake lever handy..
22. WERE YOU EVER ALONE ON VALENTINES DAY? companionship is an illusion many a wise man has said. I feel lonely on the odd blue moon with never a thought to a special day to mourn my lack of companionship.