My grandpa and uncle rock.
They're famous in my family for sending all sorts of funny emails. So, in a new trend, I shall spread the fun around. Starting with this little gem:
Having a bad day?
In one hospital's Intensive Care Ward, patients always died in the same
bed on Sunday morning at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as
to why the deaths occurred at about 11:00 a.m. on Sundays. So a world-wide
team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all doctors and
nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward
off evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 a.m., Pookie Johnson,
part time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
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Still having a bad day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oilspill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
wild cheers and applause from the onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
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Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in 2 places. Up until then, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
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YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH??
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all 2,000 pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
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WHAT - STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD??
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb.It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, aren't you feeling better?
Having a bad day?
In one hospital's Intensive Care Ward, patients always died in the same
bed on Sunday morning at about 11:00 a.m., regardless of their
medical condition. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought it had
something to do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as
to why the deaths occurred at about 11:00 a.m. on Sundays. So a world-wide
team of experts was assembled to investigate the cause of the incidents.
The next Sunday morning a few minutes before 11:00 a.m., all doctors and
nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves what the
terrible phenomenon was all about.
Some were holding crosses, prayer books and other holy objects to ward
off evil spirits. Just when the clock struck 11:00 a.m., Pookie Johnson,
part time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and unplugged the life support
system so that he could use the vacuum cleaner.
**************************************************
Still having a bad day?
The average cost of rehabilitating a seal after the Exxon Valdez
oilspill in Alaska was $80,000. At a special ceremony, two of the most
expensively saved animals were being released back into the wild amid
wild cheers and applause from the onlookers.
A minute later, in full view, a killer whale ate them both.
**************************************************
Still think you are having a bad day?
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking
frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running
from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away
from the deadly current, she whacked him with a handy plank of wood,
breaking his arm in 2 places. Up until then, he had been happily
listening to his Walkman.
**************************************************
YOURS IS STILL A BAD DAY, HUH??
Two animal rights protesters were protesting at the cruelty of sending
pigs to a slaughterhouse in Bonn, Germany. Suddenly, all 2,000 pigs
broke loose and escaped through a broken fence, stampeding madly. The
two helpless protesters were trampled to death.
**************************************************
WHAT - STILL THINK YOUR DAY IS BAD??
Iraqi terrorist, Khay Rahnajet didn't pay enough postage on a letter
bomb.It came back with "return to sender" stamped on it. Forgetting
it was the bomb, he opened it and was blown to bits.
There now, aren't you feeling better?