A letter to the PriMate

Mar 03, 2006 13:46

Dear Stephen Harper,

I gave up swearing for Lent. As a fellow (albeit you're kinda crazy) Christian, you should know that breaking the law of Lent is BAAAAD. Therefore, please refrain from doing anything stupid for the next 38 days (as we are now three days into Lent. The extra day is just a bonus for me). In fact, don't do anything. Play some hockey with your son. Wear your glasses everywhere. Just don't do anything goverment related. I am unable to speak or write about the Harper Follies without an obscene amount of use of the 'f' word and I just don't need the wrath of God upon me at this point in my life. Your compliance with this request will be met in return with me referring to you in a Harper Follies post as 'Stephen Harper' 'Stephen' 'Stevie'...well something other than d-bag and resembling your actual name.

Thanks et merci.

One of the many who didn't vote for you (though if you promise to not do anything for the time period mentioned above I'll lie to you and say I did),

Christine

letter, stephen harper

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