Feb 25, 2005 20:04
So ryan and i just rented "shall we dance" and we loved it!!!! anyway i wanted to know what one of the songs was from the movie so we waited for the credits to roll. ryan wanted to know where one of the cats was and why she never sleeps on the bed with us. i told him that she is a loner and she likes to sleep alone up stairs in thier carry cage. so i go up and bring the whole cage down and put her in our room, and after a few seconds she came out and started cuddleing with Ryan on the bed.
i was sitting in a chair next to the bed taking a sip of pop while the cat was climbing up the bed. as i take a sip of pop ryan says to the cat "you better not poop on me" the pop had no choice but to literally fly out of my mouth and down my leg i have never laughed so hard in my life.
the reason why this statement from ryan to the cat is so funny is that just about a month ago ryan had just gotten home from work at about 6:45am and was going to climb into bed until one of the cats walked under his leg and brushed up against him. all of the sudden he felt something cold and sticky on him. when he turned on the lights that fuckin cat had wiped her ass on Ryan's leg. it was the funniest thing in the world to me and i am sitting here laughing uncontrollably as i tyep about it. all he kept saying is "that damn cat just shit on me" and if you know ryan he has a southern drawl to his voice so it was just the funniest thing ever!
ok i need a tissue!
Loves<3
-Chezra