Once upon a time...

[angelsmami]

Once upon a time
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in a land far away,
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a beautiful, independent,
self-assured princess
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happened upon a frog as she sat
contemplating ecological issues
on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow

near her castle.
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The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: "Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince,
until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
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One kiss from you, however,
and I will turn back
into the dapper, young prince that I am
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and then, my sweet, we can marry
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and set up housekeeping

in my castle
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with my mother,
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where you can

prepare my meals,
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clean my clothes, bear my children,
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and forever feel
grateful and happy doing so. "
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That night,
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as the princess dined sumptuously
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on lightly sauted frog legs
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seasoned in a white wine
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and onion cream

sauce,
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she chuckled and thought to herself:
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I don't fuckin' think so.