Nov 07, 2006 13:32
I'm not dead. The surgery didn't exactly work, though.
I'm going to be waddling like a penguin for the next two days. I also look like I was attacked by a one toothed vampire. I can't lift more than ten pounds. I probably won't go to classes tomorrow, either.
I'll have a full report after I take a nap.
But for the record? As my friends, I beg of you: if I ever, ever become paralyzed, find a way to kill me.
*passes out*
sleep,
health,
heart surgery