New and Improved! With 20% more!!

Jun 01, 2005 10:25

That's right my little pleeblings!
Back from self-imposed exile with even MORE attitude and spite at the world I exist in!
Ha, Ha, Ha, Haaaaa!!!!
Get ready to reap the whirlwind that is my pathetic life! It will amaze you, shock you, sometimes even scare you!! But guess what? DON'T CARE!!
Yes, In case you haven't gotten the clue yet, I've gone off the deep end, but isn't that where they always tell you to dive in anyway?!?
I'll be here from time to time to assault you with meaningless ramblings, endless musings, and the occasional verbose commentary as to how I view the world (lie down, it looks better sideways, anyway!).
Occasionally pointless, Sometimes offensive, but Always amusing, I shall endeavor to keep you, my few, loving, fans entertained!!
And for no extra charge, I will present to you the often strange things that my travels around the darker areas of the net find from time to time!!
As the redneck bumper-stickers say out here in Texas: "Get in, sit down, shut up and hold on!"
It's going to be a bumpy ride!!
*Insert applause here*
Thank you, thank you, you're too kind..........
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