Morose-isms
According to certain medical professionals I may or may not have had cause to hang out with..
Yeah.. you go from not inviting to stalking. How does *that* happen?
If I'd known the way to get your attention was to run from you, I would have totally done that in the first place.
Star Trek just isn't Star Trek without the large Styrofoam boulders on *every* planet surface.
I can barely place an order at Burger King.. let alone talk to girls in bars and shit.
Anyone so obsessed with the idea of physical male perfection and has a penis.. is gay. No question.
They're totally gay. They can't stop themselves. They're more turned on by a nice male physique.. usually their own, because they *are* the ultimate narcissists.. than they are a hot girl.
I get the whole body being a temple thing.. I just chose to decorate mine and leave the remodeling to other people.
My natural color.. under all the bleach and streaking is close to yours actually.. *wow*. I *am* gay.
There's not a maze man has conceived that can beat me.
It's why they invented birth control.. so you can stop having kids when you run out of good names for them.
You know.. if I have to change into a giant man-wolf to prove I'm not gay.. I'm totally going to fail that challenge.
Yeah.. you go from not inviting to stalking. How does *that* happen?
If I'd known the way to get your attention was to run from you, I would have totally done that in the first place.
Star Trek just isn't Star Trek without the large Styrofoam boulders on *every* planet surface.
I can barely place an order at Burger King.. let alone talk to girls in bars and shit.
Anyone so obsessed with the idea of physical male perfection and has a penis.. is gay. No question.
They're totally gay. They can't stop themselves. They're more turned on by a nice male physique.. usually their own, because they *are* the ultimate narcissists.. than they are a hot girl.
I get the whole body being a temple thing.. I just chose to decorate mine and leave the remodeling to other people.
My natural color.. under all the bleach and streaking is close to yours actually.. *wow*. I *am* gay.
There's not a maze man has conceived that can beat me.
It's why they invented birth control.. so you can stop having kids when you run out of good names for them.
You know.. if I have to change into a giant man-wolf to prove I'm not gay.. I'm totally going to fail that challenge.