I was ruler of Canada!
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Wednesday I signed my organ donor card (28 points). In January I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In February I gave left_wrist a kidney (1000 points). Last month I committed genocide... Sorry about that, lolliluxicons (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3278 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
angelsb248