Time To Play

[demon_duchovny]

Wanders up to heaven.

Stops at the pearly gates.

Looks right. Looks left.

Opens gate and deposits approximately 3000 rabid weasels.

Closes gate. Looks right. Looks left.

Strolls away whistling a happy tune.

Comments

[demon_leto]

Man, that was choice. *watches weasels run and laughs* I wish I'd have thought of it.

Hey, you look familiar - lots of actors around here, I've noticed. I'm Jared.

[demon_duchovny]

Hi Jared.

I’m a new arrival, recently murdered by a former employer.

So, what do you do for fun around here?

Re:

[demon_leto]

Been trying to figure all that out myself, really, since I'm pretty new as well. Best I've been able to figure is everyone down here likes to fuck.... everyone else... oh, and corrupt, and what have you.

*shrugs*

There arent too many rules so I guess we can pretty much do whatever we like.

Oh, and, in case you haven't mey him yet... better make sure you act like a "proper demon" now, or else James is gonna go all evil-demon on your ass.

*snickers*

That guy needs a hobby.

So... how'd you get here?

[demon_duchovny]

Fucking and corrupting. *Smiles* I think I can handle that.

I’ll keep an eye out for James, thanks for the warning.

As far as how I got here, I think out of all of the 7 Deadly Sins Lust would have been the deciding factor. I don’t think I was all that bad. Guess I was wrong, eh?

It’s good to know there aren’t too many rules. Although, what is the deal with heaven? I mean, you can just pretty much come and go as you please. You would think they would be worried about something like that. Or at least they should be. *Evil grin*

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[demon_leto]

I didn't think I was either, but here I landed all the same. No, I meant, what happened. How'd you die. Me, I was killed after being dragged offstage at a rock concert I was performing at, and got kind of stomped up in a mosh pit.

As far as Heaven is concerned, I don't know for sure, again, I'm pretty new here too... but yeah, we can appear there. Just... no one dares cause any trouble up there for some reason. But hey... that would probably be a neat trick, if you wanna give it a go. I'm certainly not gonna stop you.

*shrugs*

[demon_duchovny]

Oh, that. Drowning. And turning my back on the wrong guy with a surfboard.

Hmmm... well, it’s good to have any information at all on that scene. Not that I was planning anything in the near future, just curious.