Time To Play

[demon_duchovny]

Wanders up to heaven.

Stops at the pearly gates.

Looks right. Looks left.

Opens gate and deposits approximately 3000 rabid weasels.

Closes gate. Looks right. Looks left.

Strolls away whistling a happy tune.

Comments

[demon_viggo]

*snickers*

That's great. I don't think we've met before, I'm Viggo.

[demon_duchovny]

Hello, I’m David. Glad you liked.

Actually, I’m surprised no angels have noticed. They must be out spreading joy and peace to all.
I hate that.

Next time - rabid elephants.

Re:

[demon_viggo]

Probably, or something just as equally disgusting.

Can elephants even be rabid?

[demon_james]

*Ponders a moment.*

I thought all animals could go bloody rabid? 'Least that's what I always thought. Like that thought right well, though. Can you imagine the sodding mess 3000 elephants would make of Heaven?

*Snickers at the thought of Angel Sean cleaning up a few tons of elephant shite*

Too bloody brillaint!

*grins.*

Re:

[demon_viggo]

No no, we need something truly evil like....

Like gerbils. Or hamsters. or snakes.

[demon_james]

What 'bout ferrets?

They stink and bloody well chew at anything.

Ferrets could be fun . . .

Re:

[demon_viggo]

nono, BADGERS! Or wolverines, they're mean as fuck.

[demon_james]

*Blinks. Does a double take.*

Fucking Badgers! YESSSS! That's bloody brilliant, Master!

*I purr with utter delight.*

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[demon_viggo]

*smirking*

I know, I was the one that suggested it.