maman.
I feel the need to update with this convo that I had with her last night. I should make a tag dedicated to her stories. D:
Maman: So have you seen your friend lately?
Me: My friend?
Maman: Yeah, that one boy that I saw last time.
Me: Ooooh...you mean D?
Maman: Yeah, the one with the Hello Kitty obsession. You need to stay away from that one Amber, he's gay. You can't have gay asian babies. Those kids would be sooo confused. You know, I should make a book called, "Black Women Who Love Gay Asian Men."
Me: But it'd only be me...
Maman: EXACTLY. That's what you need to fix.
I want to make a cake for the guys for this weekend BUT I lack baking cookware. I really want to get those circular layer cake pans but I've never make a layer cake so it might end badly. Perhaps I shold just get a regular square pan. Hm....
Nick, you need to work on that. I demand your precense.
I also demand that maman buy me an apron.
Maman: So have you seen your friend lately?
Me: My friend?
Maman: Yeah, that one boy that I saw last time.
Me: Ooooh...you mean D?
Maman: Yeah, the one with the Hello Kitty obsession. You need to stay away from that one Amber, he's gay. You can't have gay asian babies. Those kids would be sooo confused. You know, I should make a book called, "Black Women Who Love Gay Asian Men."
Me: But it'd only be me...
Maman: EXACTLY. That's what you need to fix.
I want to make a cake for the guys for this weekend BUT I lack baking cookware. I really want to get those circular layer cake pans but I've never make a layer cake so it might end badly. Perhaps I shold just get a regular square pan. Hm....
Nick, you need to work on that. I demand your precense.
I also demand that maman buy me an apron.