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Children are hilarious! I found Zoe in my closet, trying on pretty much everything I own at once. Including my sexy purple burlesque bra, which was on her head.
Me: "Zoe! What are you doing?"
Zoe: "I want to be a fly, mum!"
Me: "What?"
Zoe: "Flies have wings!"
Me: "....what?"
Zoe: "Aunt Tal said your clothes make you fly!"
I might have died laughing. Tallulah said I looked fly and Zoe thought that meant if she dressed like me she would sprout wings. Brilliant. So I gave her my faerie wings and she flitted around the warehouse for hours while Bianca and I played basketball with their little hoop thing.
Day care is going well. Though if Zoe keeps swearing at the teachers we might have to find a new place... Oops. Apparently she 'don't want no feckin' orange juice!' My parenting skills lose SO many points...
Me: "Zoe! What are you doing?"
Zoe: "I want to be a fly, mum!"
Me: "What?"
Zoe: "Flies have wings!"
Me: "....what?"
Zoe: "Aunt Tal said your clothes make you fly!"
I might have died laughing. Tallulah said I looked fly and Zoe thought that meant if she dressed like me she would sprout wings. Brilliant. So I gave her my faerie wings and she flitted around the warehouse for hours while Bianca and I played basketball with their little hoop thing.
Day care is going well. Though if Zoe keeps swearing at the teachers we might have to find a new place... Oops. Apparently she 'don't want no feckin' orange juice!' My parenting skills lose SO many points...