Nov 10, 2008 23:35
Angry suit: When is this plane going to take off? I have a very important meeting to get to!
Flight attendant: The incoming plane is delayed, sir, there's nothing we can do at the moment.
Angry suit: Well, are you going to make arrangements for me to get on another flight? This is urgent! Do you know who I am?
Flight attendant (over loudspeaker): Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen, there is a gentleman at the desk who does not know who he is. If anyone has any information about his identity, please come forward.
Midway Airport
Chicago, Illinois
That flight attendant is my hero. After years and years of customer service, I wish I'd thought of that one!
Having two toddlers around is exhausting, especially when we're one parent down now. Damn Kali and her travelling.