Title: Manhood
Author:
angels_archives Fandom: xxxHolic
Claim: Clow Reed/Yuuko Ichihara
Prompt Set: Red
Prompt: 6. Dragon Tattoo
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: Not mine! CLAMP owns everyone. XD
Clow had a dragon tattoed on his arm one day. He had the vaguest feeling that he might regret his impulsive action...
Yuuko burst out laughing when she saw it. The Mokonas hovered and bounced around, looking impressed. She laughed and laughed until her stomach hurt. He sulked in a corner until she draped an arm around his shoulder and kissed the mighty dragon. She couldn't resist teasing him though. "What's with the macho dragon tattoo? Do you want to be a sailor now?"
"An annoying pirate harrassed my manhood," he said mildly "I think he was called Captain Jack Sparrow."
She gave a very unladylike snort.
"He said that a man isn't a man without a tattoo," Clow said, looking hopeful.
Yuuko giggled. "And you're being very manly by asking for it."
"How about if I exert brute force and coerce you into it?" She shivered involuntarily at his sensual smile. Silently damning him for being so wily, she took a step back. He smiled even more. "Pretend I'm a sailor who is out to save you..."
"Some cultures have sailors who rape and pillage," Yuuko said with a purr "and some have very sexy dragon tattooes."
Clow decided that he did not regret it.