So I thought I would do this one since all the cool kids are doing it :)
1. You can ONLY answer yes or no
2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages or comments you and asks - and, believe me, the temptation to explain some of these will be overwhelming. Nothing is exactly as it seems.
Kissed any one of your LiveJournal friends? - No.
Been arrested? - No.
Kissed someone you didn't like? - No.
Slept in until 5 PM? - No.
Fallen asleep at work/school? - Yes.
Held a snake? - No.
Ran a red light? - Yes.
Been suspended from school? - No.
Experienced love at first sight? - No.
Totalled your car in an accident? - No.
Been fired from a job? - Yes.
Fired somebody? - Yes.
Sung karaoke? - No.
Pointed a gun at someone? - Yes.
Did something you told yourself you wouldn't? - Yes.
Laughed until something you were drinking came out your eyes? - No.
Caught a snowflake on your tongue? - Yes.
Kissed in the rain? - No.
Had a close brush with death (your own)? - Yes.
Saw someone die? - Yes.
Played Spin-the-Bottle? - No.
Smoked a cigar? - No.
Sat on a rooftop? - No.
Smuggled something into another country? - No.
Been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on? - No.
Broken a bone? - No.
Skipped school? - Yes.
Eaten a bug? - No.
Sleepwalked? - No.
Walked on a moonlit beach? - Yes.
Ridden a motorcycle? - Yes.
Dumped someone? - Yes.
Forgotten your anniversary? - Yes.
Lied to avoid a ticket? - No.
Ridden in a helicopter? - No.
Shaved your head? - No.
Blacked out from drinking? - No.
Played a prank on someone? - Yes.
Hit a home run? - Yes.
Felt like killing someone? - Yes.
Cross-dressed? - No.
Been falling-down drunk? - No.
Made your girlfriend/boyfriend cry? - Yes.
Eaten snake? - No.
Marched/Protested? - No.
Had Mexican jumping beans for pets? - No.
Puked on an amusement ride? - No.
Seriously & intentionally boycotted something? - Yes.
Been in a band? - No.
Knitted? - No.
Been on TV? - No.
Shot a gun? - Yes.
Skinny-dipped? - No.
Given someone stitches? - No.
Eaten a whole habanero pepper? - No.
Ridden a surfboard? - No.
Drunk straight from a liquor bottle? - No.
Had surgery? - Yes.
Streaked? - No.
Been taken by ambulance to a hospital? - Yes.
Tripped on mushrooms? - No.
Passed out when NOT drinking? - Yes.
Peed on a bush? - No.
Donated Blood? - No.
Grabbed electric fence? - No.
Eaten alligator meat? - No.
Eaten cheesecake? - Yes.
Eaten your kids' Halloween candy? - Yes.
Killed an animal when NOT hunting? - Yes.
Peed your pants in public? - No.
Snuck into a movie without paying? - No.
Written graffiti? - No.
Still love someone you shouldn't? - No.
Think about the future? - Yes.
Been in handcuffs? - Yes.
Believe in love? - Yes.
Sleep on a certain side of the bed? - Yes.