Life with Smokey.
My grandfather... whom is 88, is filled with entertainment.
Here are some not so distant adventures in smokeyisms:
(they are only funny...cause they are true!)
Smokey:*punching buttons on the phone, and looking at the tv really frustrated*
Me:"Who are you trying to call?"
Smokey: "Call? I ain't trying to call anyone... I am trying to turn the volume up on the TV."
Days later, in a different room...
Smokey:*Punching buttons on the TV remote, looking all frustrated* "I can't get a dial tone on this damn thing!"
Next week:
Me: "Do you want a Popsicle?"
Smokey: "What?"
Me: "Do you want a lemon or chocolate Popsicle"
Smokey: "huh, what?"
Me:"lemon or chocolate Popsicle"
Smokey:"A Bicycle... I don't to ride a bicycle... but I sure would like some ice cream"
Me:*Pounds head into counter*
Last Night:
Alajean: "What is that you are putting on your face?"
Smokey:"this prescription cream I found, I have this spot on my face, and I am fixing it"
Alajean:"can I see it?"
Smokey: "Sure, it's from walmart, you can call them and ask them what it's for... they will do that"
Alajean: "Um, i doubt that... and it's from Wal-greens, anyway"
Alajean: "Smokey... this is a steroid cream for extreme Jock Itch"
Smokey: "They why did you leave it out for me to use?"
Alajean: "I didn't leave out, and besides, how would I know you would put ass cream on your face!"
Here are some not so distant adventures in smokeyisms:
(they are only funny...cause they are true!)
Smokey:*punching buttons on the phone, and looking at the tv really frustrated*
Me:"Who are you trying to call?"
Smokey: "Call? I ain't trying to call anyone... I am trying to turn the volume up on the TV."
Days later, in a different room...
Smokey:*Punching buttons on the TV remote, looking all frustrated* "I can't get a dial tone on this damn thing!"
Next week:
Me: "Do you want a Popsicle?"
Smokey: "What?"
Me: "Do you want a lemon or chocolate Popsicle"
Smokey: "huh, what?"
Me:"lemon or chocolate Popsicle"
Smokey:"A Bicycle... I don't to ride a bicycle... but I sure would like some ice cream"
Me:*Pounds head into counter*
Last Night:
Alajean: "What is that you are putting on your face?"
Smokey:"this prescription cream I found, I have this spot on my face, and I am fixing it"
Alajean:"can I see it?"
Smokey: "Sure, it's from walmart, you can call them and ask them what it's for... they will do that"
Alajean: "Um, i doubt that... and it's from Wal-greens, anyway"
Alajean: "Smokey... this is a steroid cream for extreme Jock Itch"
Smokey: "They why did you leave it out for me to use?"
Alajean: "I didn't leave out, and besides, how would I know you would put ass cream on your face!"