Tide gets Dirt Out!

Jun 06, 2003 13:08

Dear Tide

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it
since the beginning of married life, when my mom told me it was the
best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled
some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my
wine drinking. One thing led to another and I ended up with a lot of her
blood on my white blouse, as well. I tried to get the stain out using
her bargain-basement detergent, but it just wouldn't come out.

On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach
alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in
fact, that the DNA tests were negative! Thank you, once again, for a
great product. Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag
people.

funnys

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