Things I’ve Learned Recently
What happens when a big girl goes on a diet: she’s very angry. Yes, because she’s hungry. Don’t piss her off.
What happens when your breasts are youthful: despite squishing them between two plates of thick plexi-glass, some breasts remain “young” (the nurse’s word, not mine) and need to be ultrasounded.
What happens when a big girl goes on a diet: her sex drive goes up as her weight goes down (excellent motivation to stay on diet).
Politics: fear-mongering ads do work. Isn’t that sad in this day an age? I cannot believe people never tire of being scared all the time.
What happens when your breasts are youthful: despite squishing them between two plates of thick plexi-glass, some breasts remain “young” (the nurse’s word, not mine) and need to be ultrasounded.
What happens when a big girl goes on a diet: her sex drive goes up as her weight goes down (excellent motivation to stay on diet).
Politics: fear-mongering ads do work. Isn’t that sad in this day an age? I cannot believe people never tire of being scared all the time.