Dentist
When the "no more ozone" apocalypse comes (because there are so many nowadays, isn't there? Where does loosing the ozone rate anymore? Is it even on the board?), I am running to the nearest dental office and stealing all their iron bibs used to protect you from x-rays. Ha! I'll be safe from the solar energy with my flexible suit of iron bibs! I will be of the awesome!
Yes, I went to the dentist this morning. I am going to need a root canal. It sucks to be me. Thanks.
I had a bunch more I was going to write about. I thought of it while lying in the damn dentist chair and staring at the ceiling. Back when I was a kid, I had to start at a blank, tile ceiling when the dentist examined my teeth. As a teen, the dentist placed a poster for me to stare at - something hideously cheerful. "Hang in there!" Go fuck yourself. You’re ripping bone out of my skull.
My new dentist has a TV hooked to a DVD player in the ceiling. I wonder if she would let me play Boondock Saints or Desperado while she cleaned my teeth. Heh. I’m not sure gunplay and explosions go with dentistry. They'd be great for me, but maybe not so much for her.
Anyway, I have forgotten what I was going to write. If I think of it, I'll let you know.
Yes, I went to the dentist this morning. I am going to need a root canal. It sucks to be me. Thanks.
I had a bunch more I was going to write about. I thought of it while lying in the damn dentist chair and staring at the ceiling. Back when I was a kid, I had to start at a blank, tile ceiling when the dentist examined my teeth. As a teen, the dentist placed a poster for me to stare at - something hideously cheerful. "Hang in there!" Go fuck yourself. You’re ripping bone out of my skull.
My new dentist has a TV hooked to a DVD player in the ceiling. I wonder if she would let me play Boondock Saints or Desperado while she cleaned my teeth. Heh. I’m not sure gunplay and explosions go with dentistry. They'd be great for me, but maybe not so much for her.
Anyway, I have forgotten what I was going to write. If I think of it, I'll let you know.