(no subject)
Dear Victoria's Secret. I have received all of your ten thousand clothing line catalogs. You may now stop sending them, and murdering tons of trees. I will not be purchasing any of your seductive sweaters or dresses this year, because despite your attempts to convince me in the past by air-brushing cleavage onto your gorgeous models, this clothing does not, in actuality and practice, look good on thin women with big breasts.
Thank you.
Thank you.