Seriously, though, if you buy me one of these, I'll bake you a pie.
So, I'm looking at these aprons on Etsy - thinking how cute they are, how I would bake apple pies and shit with them and how I could knock-off the design and make one myself.
While browsing, I notice the shape and cut of them, and I'm like 'Huh. These wouldn't look very good with a curveh ladeh like myself. I wonder if they have any plus-sized ones, with like, an emperor waist?"
Then, I just laugh at myself, amused at the ridiculousness of that thought, and tell myself, "They're just aprons!"
Click the next page, and lo and behold;
... And I don't know if I should be glad there's something aimed at my demographic, or, yanno, or worried it's somehow not quite as cute as the others.
While browsing, I notice the shape and cut of them, and I'm like 'Huh. These wouldn't look very good with a curveh ladeh like myself. I wonder if they have any plus-sized ones, with like, an emperor waist?"
Then, I just laugh at myself, amused at the ridiculousness of that thought, and tell myself, "They're just aprons!"
Click the next page, and lo and behold;
... And I don't know if I should be glad there's something aimed at my demographic, or, yanno, or worried it's somehow not quite as cute as the others.