My New Girlfriend
Sorry fuckers, i lied about the whole girlfriend thing. This weekend
I was in the apple store in SOHO and i saw the love of my life before
my own two slanted eyes. I knew we had to be together. Her name is
Lime Green iPod mini. We're inseperable .. and I know she'll never
EVER fuck me over. We look so hot together <3 THE END.
Off to DC with DC for the weekend to visit my 80s night
partners in crime, lil sandy and mister nitti.Get sloshed friday.
Weakerthans concert saturday. Hommman its gunna be fucking nuts.
Pics when i get back. PEACE BITCHES.