Your Daddy Is Johnny Depp
What You Call Him: Pops
Why You Love Him: He knows best
Who's Your Daddy? Your Daddy Is George Clinton
Your Daddy Is Patrick Stewart
What You Call Him: Papito
Why You Love Him: He takes you to church
Who's Your Daddy? About two-thirds of my sexy-old-white dudes are present here... now if only Richard Gere would show up we would have a party.